Luke lets us all down this week, but hopefully we can make it up to you. Oppenheimer wins big - https://www.indiewire.com/awards/results/oppenheimer-wins-best-picture-drama-golden-globes-1234939750/https://www.indiewire.com/awards/results/christopher-nolan-wins-golden-globe-best-director-oppenheimer-1234940940/ https://www.indiewire.com/awards/results/cillian-murphy-wins-best-actor-drama-golden-globe-oppenheimer-1234940492/ Jonathan Majors found guilty - https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/jonathan-majors-denies-assaulting-grace-jabbari-gma-interview-1234940345/ Indy game footage soon! - https://kotaku.com/xbox-developer-direct-january-2023-indiana-jones-1851151880 And it’s probably called The Great Circle - https://www.kotaku.com.au/2024/01/bethesdas-indiana-jones-game-may-finally-have-a-name/
If you want to annoy Luke you’ll have to dress up as Kristin Stewart, or maybe Logan Paul. Jason Momoa annoys Amber Heard - https://www.businessinsider.com/amber-heard-accused-jason-momoa-cosplaying-johnny-depp-variety-2023-10 Kanye’s wife isnt allowed to wear pants - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-celebrity-news/kanye-west-says-wife-bianca-31794311 James Franco admits to sleeping with students - https://www.thethings.com/james-francos-acting-school-had-a-sex-class-that-shouldve-been-seen-as-an-immediate-red-flag/ Furiosa is a prequel to the Mad Max game? - https://www.vg247.com/furiosa-surprise-prequel-to-best-7-10-game Logan Paul will refund people, finally. Sort of. - https://kotaku.com/youtube-logan-paul-cryptozoo-nft-game-refund-lawsuit-1851143787 A 13 year old “beat” Tetris - https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/03/arts/tetris-beat-blue-scuti.html
How many cases of beer did you drink today? I wonder if they could make oxygenated scotch? The Abyss 4k release cancelled in the UK - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-abyss-uk-4k-disc-release-cancelled/ Snyder wants to do Bond - https://www.darkhorizons.com/snyder-has-superhero-fatigue-bond-ambitions/ Nolan is a fan - https://www.darkhorizons.com/chris-nolan-on-zack-snyders-influence/ Matt has the forbidden watch - https://9to5mac.com/2023/12/28/apple-watch-ban-news/
Merry Christmas everyone and a Happy New Year! We hope you all have a great, nerdtastic holiday! Luke was extra wrong about Dune - https://www.darkhorizons.com/chalamet-teases-a-dune-3-returnee/ Rebel Moon is apparently not very good - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-rebel-moon-reviews-are-in/ Furiosa has too much CGI? - https://screenrant.com/furiosa-cgi-backlash-missing-point-hollywood/
One of us is in hospital this week. See if you can guess who!Charity fraud update - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFYCYwvRbEUStarfield update - https://www.vg247.com/starfield-2023-actual-goty-not-even-closeFlorida Joker is a joker - https://kotaku.com/gta-6-florida-joker-voice-read-dead-redemption-2-1851089419RIP E3 - https://www.darkhorizons.com/games-convention-e3-is-no-longer/
The Game Awards happened and we’re not going to complain about them as much as everybody else! The Game Awards are just winter E3 - https://kotaku.com/game-awards-keighley-e3-trailers-1851083267 If you hate speeches you’ll love The Game Awards - https://kotaku.com/the-game-awards-tga-2023-speech-music-keighley-1851086183 No mention of layoffs at The Game Awards - https://www.theverge.com/23992402/geoff-keighley-the-game-awards-layoffs The Game Awards winners - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-2023-game-awards-winners/ Baldurs Gate wins big - https://www.vg247.com/the-game-awards-2023-winners-baldurs-gate-3-game-of-the-year And Baldurs Gate is out on Xbox now - https://kotaku.com/baldurs-gate-3-xbox-release-date-bg3-game-awards-1851081734 No Man’s Sky devs new game - https://www.darkhorizons.com/no-mans-sky-team-unveil-next-game/ Blade game announced - https://www.vg247.com/marvels-blade-announced-no-xbox-mentions Oppenheimer to be released in Japan - https://www.darkhorizons.com/oppenheimer-sets-its-japanese-release/ Jonathan Majors’ case is not going well - https://www.thecut.com/article/everything-we-know-about-jonathan-majors-arrest.html
More of our usual hard hitting journalism this week as we discuss movies, games, scam and the JFK assassination. Again. You can’t smoke in New Zealand. Oh wait… yes you can - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/nov/27/new-zealand-scraps-world-first-smoking-generation-ban-to-fund-tax-cuts Alex Jones offered a deal - https://www.newstimes.com/news/article/sandy-hook-families-alex-jones-deal-bankruptcy-18516952.php Furiosa Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJMuhwVlca4
Hope everybody had an enjoyable holiday (those of you in the US) and we hope you all saved some money on Black Friday, hopefully on some really bargains and not just the fake ones. Christopher Nolan is not directing James Bond - https://www.darkhorizons.com/nolan-shoots-down-james-bond-rumors/ No Nightmare Before Christmas 2 - https://www.darkhorizons.com/no-chance-of-nightmare-before-christmas-2/ Scream 7 reset - https://www.darkhorizons.com/scream-vii-to-undergo-a-creative-reset/ Dave Filoni is now the boss - https://www.darkhorizons.com/dave-filoni-is-lucasfilms-new-cco/
This week we’ve got some important investigative journalism done by someone else for us to lazily summarise! Fraud? (The question mark insulates us from legal issues) - https://www.ign.com/articles/youtuber-the-completionists-open-hand-foundation-accused-of-keeping-charitable-donations Wednesday actor sacked - https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2023-06-08/wednesday-actor-percy-hynes-white-dismisses-sexual-assault-claims-misinformation The coyote is back? - https://www.darkhorizons.com/coyote-vs-acme-decision-elicits-backlash/ Stop writing off completed movies - https://www.vg247.com/warner-bros-coyote-vs-acme-situation-even-has-a-us-congressman-calling-for-change
It’s a rambly old show we’ve got for you this week! Warner tosses the Coyote in the track - https://www.darkhorizons.com/warners-scraps-coyote-vs-acme-release/ Steam Deck OLED - https://www.darkhorizons.com/valve-announces-steam-deck-oled/ Silent Hill remake maybe doesn’t get it - https://www.vg247.com/silent-hill-2-remake-special-origin-story Fall of the House of Langella - https://deadline.com/2022/05/frank-langella-fired-the-fall-of-the-house-of-usher-netflix-series-details-1235029281/
Guess who’s back! Apple reaches for Matt’s wallet - https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/10/everything-to-know-about-apples-new-m3-m3-pro-and-m3-max-processors/
Give X all your money - https://daringfireball.net/linked/2023/10/27/musk-x-banking Grimes is the momma - https://www.vulture.com/2023/10/grimes-elon-musk-lawsuit-parental-rights-children.html Give Russel Brand some of your money - https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/russell-brand-begs-fans-for-financial-support-says-hes-victim-of-a-conspiracy/news-story/0530ce868da017ef2c751e823dcdd415 Give Charlie Sheen’s daughter some money too - https://people.com/sami-sheen-onlyfans-stirring-up-drama-with-parents-denise-richards-charlie-sheen-source-7547328 Buy some beer from Amouranth - https://kotaku.com/amouranth-beer-yeast-order-of-yoni-twitch-kick-1850966738 Todd Howard didn’t WANT to announce Elder Scrolls 6, you made him! - https://www.darkhorizons.com/why-elder-scrolls-vi-announced-so-early/
Luke was full of it. Full of what? Tune in to find out… Alec Baldwin is back on the manslaughter block - https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/alec-baldwin-could-face-new-rust-involuntary-manslaughter-charge-1234917796/ Actors can’t dress up as movie characters for Halloween - https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/sag-aftra-bans-halloween-costumes-struck-content-1234918582/ Netflix is raising prices, thanks possibly to the new contract negotiations - https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/10/netflix-raises-prices-up-to-17-amid-new-contracts-licensing-costs/ X is in trouble with Europe so Elon might just… block Europe? - https://9to5mac.com/2023/10/19/x-in-europe-ban/
Most of us are back! Microsoft has bought Activision Unity’s CEO has resigned Baldurs Gate 3 is amazing Cyberpunk 2 Cyberpunk 1.5 was expensive Cyberpunk TV show Only Murders Season 3 Cal Wilson
It’s a wild ride this week! Stephen Fry’s voice has been stolen Unity backtracks Sound of Freedom guy accused Man sues Google Cyberpunk 2077 is awesome Elon Musk is not awesome Microsoft considered buying Nintendo Bluey is coming
Nothing actually went wrong but that’s no thanks to Matt and his big mouth. He did complete his homework though! We’ve got new iPhones, movie follow up, more Starfield, and some big game engine drama this week. Plus lots more so hop on in! Christopher Nolan + Bond rumours are back! Baldurs Gate 3 on Mac - September 21st Cyberpunk: Phantom Liberty and the 2.0 update - also September 21st New iPhones do have USB-C Unity descends into madness Seriously WTF Unity Penny Arcade weighed in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcVOgO4eU8Q
Surprise, Dan’s back! It was certainly a surprise to Luke and Matt who have not yet completed their assigned homework. Starfield and Cyberpunk are different games There are already NSFW mods for Starfield Todd Howard says upgrade your PC, loser! Starfield saves a family from certain doom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKlJfi0nbk
We’ve been playing Starfield! We tried to keep the spoilers minimal (tutorial missions only) so it should be safe to listen if you haven’t played yet. We also discuss some other stuff in case you don’t like cool games for some reason. Starfield reviews are in Guy gets arrested for trying to sell Starfield early Todd Howard agrees with Luke about early announcements Dune Part Two is delayed Napoleon is long David Ayer is back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGuFh6IFn8w
Luke and Matt talk about Starfield, Destiny, Dark Force and Donald Trump, amongst other things. They also invited Jono from Quokka Games to pop in for a short visit to talk about their new game Boba Master! Trump arrested Dark Forces remastered Dune Part Two delayed Zack Snyder has watched some movies David Ayer is upset Quokka Games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLszBwFWon0
Did Chris Carter have super secret access to Area 51 and the bodies of dead aliens? Listen to find out that he did not. Of course he didn’t, what’s wrong with you? The trigger Uri Gellar. Remember Uri Gellar? Mountain Dew destroys DNA? Starfield goes gold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPNasPOxMzk
We spent an inordinate amount of time talking about Michael Jackson this week, but don’t despair because there’s also some movie talk and some ball-licking news. Ridley Scott wishes he’d ruined Blade Runner instead Warner apologises to Japan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkTkVHefkOo
I’m not on the show this week but as I understand it the guys talked about Oppenheimer and Michael Jackson. You know, that famous duo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfloBgA7hqo
We’ve all watched a movie, again! Well… two of us watched it, one of us only watched most of it. Universal Tree Trimming Tony Bennett Kevin Mitnick Jane Birkin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpxZpbnYTmw
Guys, something amazing has happened! We all went and saw a movie, in the same week, in theatres! Which movie? Well you can probably guess but you’ll have to watch/listen to know for sure… 65 The Actors Strike Back Bob Iger is not impressed James Gunn pulls the plug on the DCU and refills the bath Oppenheimer More Alita!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj8VD9s6RF0
I apologise for my atrocious audio again this week. I solemnly swear that I will never travel without a microphone again.The Flash bombedEzra was unfairly targetedOrson Welles made a comedyRussell Crowe is not in Gladiator 2, stop asking him about itRobert England is forgetful
We’re all back and Luke’s been a good boy. Also this week you can SEE us if you want to for some reason. We’ll be uploading the video to YouTube to see if that’s something people would wanna look at.Doc Antle convictedHollywood is screwedThe Batpod mystery could be solved
Matt was sick this week so he doesn’t know what to write here! Hopefully Luke and Dan can keep us all entertained.Harrison Ford in ETBible bannedRelease the Schumacher CutThe Flash in the panEzra silencedSpider-banned
Now the AIs are stealing our ideas. Is nothing sacred?New Beatles album incomingTed KaczynskiTreat WilliamsCormac McCarthyTarantino likes animals?Del Toro doesn’t like Hollywood?The Flash director will do Batman nextStar Wars: OutlawsAndor wouldn’t be green lit today
Strap on your headset, pop in your earphones and prepare for a quiet evening in with Dan and Matt. Luke isn’t here this week so he can’t stop us.Apple Vision ProCyberjunkReddit kills third party appsiOS will block your dick picsNetflix makes gainsDiablo 4
You’ve got all three of us this week! Lucky you.Chat GPT is not a lawyer?Deckard is a replicant?Ezra Miller is too good?Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein
Most of us are back! And we’ve got lots to chat about, join us! JOIN US!!!Twitter is at it againAnd againMax creditLogic and Final Cut on iPadZelda Pr0nPlaystation announces some Xbox gamesXbox declares war on LukeBeetlejuice 2 is happening and it sounds greatWillow is going awayHulu is being smushedNat would come backPedro ain’t in there
We have a new ruler! Will Matt have to choose between him and Biden?Coronation penis partyAlec Baldwin commissions a docoWriters are strikingStuff is on holdPornhub blocks itselfMan opens a drug store. Is arrested.Principle shows penisDaVinci draws penisDisney sues DesantisDooooon TooooooGran Turismo
This episode was not generated by AI. You can tell because our fingers are all different lengths.Twitter is doing stuff againSeverance Season Two delayed?AI filters for your webcamPeople are buying AI nudesEditor fired over Schumacher “interview”Cliffy BThe C64x Ultimate
Dan is away so Matt and Luke will play! Not sure what I mean by that exactly, we just did a podcast like normal.Netflix password sharingAlec Baldwin’s charges droppedSchumacher NOT interviewedStarship go boomJonathan Majors dropped by his teamAnd from some moviesF Murray Abraham was firedAnd has apologisedWe were robbed
We’ve got a timely update on the Billy Mitchell situation, plus some tasty new information. Oh and there’s Star Wars news in here too, I’m sure you’re shocked.Billy Mitchell lost an interesting court caseSome context for the aboveRIP HBO Max. Hello Max.HBO will not remove Rowling’s nameMia Goth will be in BladeLars Mikkelsen will be ThrawnWes Chatham will be his friendRian is very busyLando and Rogue Squadron are still a thing
Dans’s playing some new game called… “Skyrim”? You may have heard of it.Indy 5 TrailerIt will be the last entry in the series, probablyStar Wars news, Star Wars news, Star Wars Newewewewsssss
Coming to you (partially) from sunny California!Rhode Island - IslandEnid Blyton censoredSov Cit UpdateDisco Elysium case droppedWillow cancelledZack Snyder is up to something?James Gunn will direct Superman
Luckily for you nobody can tell us to shut down our Only Fans.Steiner was mean to SchumacherNurses told to put them awayRoald Dahl is backBond is now a bit less racist. Just a bit though.The Outer Worlds goes next gen
Maybe we should go back and change some of our early episodes to avoid offending anybody. I mean… we really probably should do that.Ukrainian government wants to ban Atomic HeartRoald Dahl - Special Edition
If only they’d trained the AIs using this podcast, Luke could have taught them all to be tolerant and solve the world’s problems.Instead we’ve got Bing.Bruce Willis has dementiaMax Verstappen does not have a simulator in his planeKanye’s shoes are being up-cycled into Jewish attireChat GPT is stealing your workThe Seinfeld AI became self aware…and then become transphobicBing is defensiveThe Flash
This didn’t come up in the main show but I want you to know that Luke made himself a lovely cocktail but he was unable to get the shaker open so he just had to stare it for the whole episode.Rust docs are online so stop asking for themDC stuff revealedJames Mangold to do the Swamp Thing movieJames Gunn comments on Zach Levi’s tweetBatgirl was “unreleasable”Anya Taylor-Joy got hacked
Dan’s been dipping his toe into the world of internet “theories”, an area Luke has been studying for years.• Rust will be completed• Rey was always a nobody
Matt is currently scouring the woods around Starbucks looking for AlecAlec Baldwin facing chargesWizards walk it back, a bitJerry talks about Acq IncXboxeosRed Letter Media raise $80k for charityVin Diesel will not be starring in an Avatar
What good is a fridge you can’t use all the time? Listen to find out (SPOILERS: Not much good at all)Have you seen this guy’s stapler?Ezra Miller pleads guilty - but not to any of the really bad stuffSeverance is a BIT like LOSTNetflix has renewed… wait no they’ve still cancelled itLet’s Game It OutReal Civil EngineerRetro Recipes
Luke’s set himself a goal for 2023Ezra Miller might be sticking aroundThe Rock too, despite his cheeky behaviourBautista is done with DraxHBO is done with Looney TunesHugh Jackman recalls some toxicity on the X-Men setHugh Jackman bumps into an old student on the red carpetNetflix is done with 1899Wednesday is sticking aroundGreta Thunberg vs Andrew Tate
We’re back and we’ve got some new toysYou can’t copyright your computer’s art Superman and Wonder Woman cut from The FlashThe Rock has been firedRay Fisher calls out James Gunn who respondsStudios can be sued for deceptive trailers
Luke is back and not only has he been in hospital, he’s also been in a movie theatre!People are loving Avatar 2, maybe even LukeCameron has a 9 hour cut of Avatar 3James Cameron says it does female empowerment better than MarvelHenry Cavill will not be Superman anymoreHe will also not be GeraltBut he will be in a Warhammer 40k seriesWonder Woman 3 cannedPatty Jenkins wrote a shit treatment?She says she didn’t “walk away”, she was firedApparently The Flash is as good as Spiderman No Way HomeJames Gunn says they’re considering lots of stuff so don’t believe everythingAnd despite this going viral, they are not incorporating the Pattinson BatmanBlack Adam set to lose bigWednesday is funChristmas traditions follow up!
Luke’s away so Matt and Dan take advantage of the situation and talk about cars for longer than Luke would normally allow.Dune part two is filmedJedi SurvivorDeath Stranding 2Dune AwakeningElden RingDiablo 4Cyberpunk: Phantom Liberty
It’s a legally distinct song that we wrote all on our own.Indy VGuardians 3Avatars 6 & 7Strange WorldAndor Season 2 directorsMando Season 3FlannazonMidnight Club CancelledVal Kilmer was supposed to be in WillowKanye goes too far, again. Too too far.And gets banned from Twitter, again.RIP Splash Mountain
Join us on Mastodon, as soon as we can figure out what that means and how to do it.Twitter stuffIndiana Jones prequel?Indy will not “be replaced by a woman”, whatever that even means
How much Watcher could a Witcher watch if a Witcher could watch Watcher?The DCURIP Kevin ConroyRIP Neil Gaiman’s marriageRIP The Boy King - TutankhamenMick Gordon responds to Marty StrattonHere are some articles about Elon Musk
On how many episodes of a podcast do you need to act like you’re a lawyer before you’re legally a lawyer? Asking for a friend.Elon is flipping the table at Twitter I guessA new WitcherAn old Witcher made newWot is art?Luke can Return to Monkey Island soon
Ye, Musk, Cavill, Gunn, Alderson - all the big names.Ye will not be stoppedElon has taken over (Twitter)Henry Cavill will return as SupermanJames Gunn is the new head of the DCUBayonetta drama
Spoilt for choice like Luke? We highly recommend this podcast. Our podcast. Multiple Nerdgasm. Yeah we’re biased but at least we admit it.Smile!Benoit is gayThat’s an interesting campaign videoKayne, Kayne, KanyeMore Witcher and Cyberpunk and stuff
Hey remember us? Sorry: we were all in the same country for the first time in years and forgot to record anything.Luke went to PAX! Matt finally watched a movie Dan told him to watch YEARS ago! Dan bought a new console (but still can’t live in his house)! And lots of celebrities have qualified for Geek of the Week!Harrison Ford joins the MCUJames Earl Jones will be Vader FOREVERChris Pratt IS MarioBruce Willis may or may not have sold his image to a deepfake company?Johnny Depp has promoted his lawyer ;)William Shatner has seen deathGeek of the Week contendersAngela LansburyCoolioMike SchankRobbie Coltrane
Long live the King. Not that long obviously because he’s what, 73? But a bit longer.The Queen has diedThe Console the Queen lovedTime RunnerCyberpuuuuunk!Prey (not the movie)Stand up for BrendanSpit on Chris Pine?Burning Jam
I’m starting a petition for a 30 Shades remake starring Danny DeVito and Linda Hamilton. What do you mean nobody wants to watch that? Hollywood can kiss my…Danny DeVito says his penguin was betterRian says his Star Wars trilogy is still a thing
How many controllers have you gone through, listener? Write in and let us know.Boner lampBuseyTaika TroubleEzra seeking treatmentBaldwin done did itHe disagrees
Grab yourself a squeezy tube of breakfast and tuck into this weeks episode!Elon cashes in some stock, just in caseSigh Ezra Miller newsKevin Smith agrees cancelling Batgirl and releasing Flash is a bad lookWarner is apparently trying to figure out what to doAnd they’re also not sure what to do with anything elseSean Bean stands with LangellaPrey
We’ve got a mountain of follow up this week, it seems all the miscreants we’ve reported on in the past have decided to level up!The Sims no longer keep it in the familyAmber Heard sells her houseAlex Jones losesKevin Spacey pays some moneyEzra Miller just keeps getting worseWarner Bros throws Bat Girl in the trashAnd pulls a bunch of stuff off HBOMax
Hi I wasn’t on this week’s episode so I’m not sure what to write here. I guess we’ll both have to listen together. And hold hands.Tom Cruise officially higest paid actorDon’t play the Steam Deck outside in summerThe SandmanInterview with the VampireMythic Quest season 3
Caution: this weeks episode contains singing.Will is gayDoja Cat is annoyedMore Murders in the BuildingHemsworth is considerateChristian Bale figured why botherThe Munsters is a thingTom Cruise is irrelevant?
I don’t wanna give the game away but this episode might win us a GrammyTaika Waititi asks Natalie Portman if she’d consider being in a Star WarsShe-Hulk redesigned (sort of)Shorter Things
Everybody is invited to listen to the podcast this week, any discrimination that you may have seen on our social media was just a spelloChris Pratt clarifies More Ghostbusters?Stranger Mistakes
This week we pop on 30 Seconds to Mars and run some blades.John Williams is doneEzra Miller might be out as The FlashEzra Miller probably should be out as The Flash
Luke dragged himself out of bed to see what Microsoft and Bethesda were serving up. We’ve got all the news, except the news we didn’t find interesting or forgot to mention. So just some of the news.Video games!StarfieldScornFlight SimForzaTaika War-titiNew Blade Runner Game?
Luke missed out on a very important debate to be here this week, we hope you appreciate that!Raised by Wolves goes bye bye Kate Bush is a fan of Stranger Things There’s a new Guardian The design lab hits Australia
Nobody’s fooled, Obi-Wan. And put that lightsaber in a brown paper bag or something before someone sees it.Johnny wins Ezra Miller is sticking around The Delorean is back, soon.
This episode is almost as long as an episode of Stranger ThingsNo more canon No more recasting, maybe No more Rian, maybe No more Spacey, please No more Flash, also please
Luke was right, unfortunatelyFrank Langella speaks, against the advice of literally everybody Babylon 5 lives Naked, screaming woman arrested at Cannes She-Hulk Hayden has us worried about Obi-wan
Luke’s left sweet, sweet gamer score on the table like a fool, now he’s paying the price.No more Windows Phone achievements Bethesda delays Phil hears you Elon will let Trump back on Twitter If he actually buys it Oscar bots? RIP Fred Ward RIP iPod No more Drax for Bautista Avatar 2Spinal Tap 2 (3?) Christopher Walken is the Emperor Rust Valley Alan Wake on TV?
Dan’s being very quiet this week.PAX East enforcer contracts COVID at PAX and dies Xbox Live was very very down Blade Runner RPG No more Moon Knight? Obiwan trailer Netflix not doing great?
And Robin RisesThe Robotech is still coming Doctor Strange banned in Saudi Arabia due to gay themes Spider-man has homophobic joke removed in Britain The Batmen The WB is sorry Mario is running (and jumping) late “My shitty accent was Spielberg’s fault” says Sam Neill
If anyone is interested in buying this podcast for $43 billion dollars please know that we accept.Elon likes tweets JK Rowling, cancelled? Molly Shannon harassed by Gary Coleman Frank Langella fired from Usher NFTs - scam?
You know at least one thing that we’re going to talk about this week, but there are other topics so don’t write us off yet if you’re sick of hearing about the slap.The Slap The Flash Bruno
Spider-men, doctors who, murders in buildings and underwater bases. If any of that sounds interesting then listen to this weeks episode! If not then listen anyway and maybe you’ll still like it? #marketingMoon Knight Abroad The Williams are back, baby! Who Grant? Buildings with murders in them
It took 40 years but we’re finally discussing sport with each other. None of seem like the same sports which is a shame, but hopefully you’ll be interested in one of them. If not we still discuss the usual film, game and sexy celeb news.Obi-wan was too dark? Lindelof is making a Star War? Christopher Lloyd is still around Stop testing yourselves incorrectly Paul Wesley is Kirk Alexandria D’Addario is a hot witch D&D is back in gold
Despite contracting the dreaded c-word Luke’s work ethic has ensure we have an episode to deliver unto you this week.Obiwan The plug Penguin Time Jonah Hill wanted to riddle you Bill Murrayman Pugh Pugh Pugh! More Dune? A more Grimey Dune? Bruce Willis update
The world has gone Elden Ring mad but Luke thinks they’re all crazy. What’s he got against From Software? Listen to this weeks episode for answers, plus you get two Geeks of the Week this week because we skipped one last week. You lucky* people!Elden RingStar Trek 4 is happening. We’re as surprised as the actors.Michael Bay says his is biggerGeeks of the WeeksShh Alec. Shh.*those who are not Geek of the Week
Nothing’s gonna stop Luke climbing the achievement ladder, although he might have some trouble with a set of achievement stairs.CYBERPUNK! Battlefield 2042 isn’t bad, other games are just more good Amazon is going to try and make Disco Elysium into a TV show Joe made more dough than we thought Half in the Bag: The Bruce Willis Fake Movie Factory
A short biology lesson this week, followed by the usual banter about movies (some artsy fartsy movies this week), news and… Boba Fett.Joe said the word He also said no Fight Club has a less happy ending again Bring on the Schumacher cut Douglas Trumble has died Village Roadshow want their money
We need somewhere to hide from the dwarf uprising. We’ll go anywhere, just please don’t take us back to Tattoine.Links:Respawn are making three new Star Wars games, including a new strategy game with former XCOM devs “The Batman” Tested A Four-Hour Cut Little Caesars’ ‘The Batman’ Calzony ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ Is Last Time We’ll See the Team Peter Dinklage criticizes dwarf actors in Snow White Other dwarf actors come out and say “easy for him to say” Joe Rogan responds to controversy Spotify stock drops Kristy Swanson not surprised by Joss Whedon allegations
Luke has no trouble choosing his Geek of the Week from a line-up. You’ve gotta die within his space in order to be considered - and his time is split between Skywalker Ranch and the White House as the head of both LucasArts and America.Links:Nic Cage is expecting a child but will never perform karaoke again. He is a thespian, not an actor and a goth one at that In China, Teslas have built-in karaoke Kid Rock wont play any gig with Covid safety restrictions Neil Young pulls music off Spotify for false vaccine information
We consent to 100% of this episode, unlike Charisma Carpenter. Is that what you wanted?Links:Temuera Morrison isn’t a fan of Boba Fett The Tusken Raider Controversy Joss Whedon speaks out James Gunn explains liking a Whedon tweet Microsoft acquires Activision Blizzard Not even Bono likes U2 ‘The Batman’ will be the longest Batman ever
Did you forget about us? We miss you! We hope you’re not at Office Works reliving Obi Wan’s death or doing something worse like watching The Book of Boba Fett. That’s some bull crap.Links:Stalker 2 delayed until December 2022 Galactic Starcruiser Hotel no longer sold out Affleck Reflects On ‘Awful’ “Justice League” Time
We forgot to tell you we took some time off over the holiday. Those few weeks gave us a wealth of time to watch shows and films, play games, create content and give celebrities the opportunity to put themselves up for Geek of the Week.Links:Betty White almost made it to 100 John Madden from the cover of the football games has died Vampire Anne Rice to raise from the deadMichael Nesmith, creator of MTV died Sony Omits 2016 ‘Ghostbusters’ Film From Box Set Collection Michael Keaton is in the Batgirl movie
New features allow you to create Multiple Nerdgasm characters! Try to find that online tutorial that will make us more attractive…Links:Star Wars: Eclipse game trailer New “Trek,” “Expanse,” “Dune,” “Texas” Games “Alan Wake” Game Sequel Set For 2023 Trailer: “Halo” TV Series On Paramount+ Galactic Starcruiser video released… then deleted Alec Baldwin visiting with Woody Allen Baldwin charges at reporter Bond will always be a British man
What do female streamers have that Luke doesn’t?! Why do they get all the views? Is it their knowledge of physics? About who shot J.R.?Links:Ridley Scott has choice words for journalist Ridley Scott turned down Dune Tom Holland returning for more Spider-Man films People fighting over No Way Home tickets It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is now the longest running sitcom
All these damn millennials are ruining everything. Everyone is too busy on their phones to go see a movie or look out the window into outer space, while we are over here trying to get hands on with Lady Gaga.Links:Chris Pratt not doing Mario’s Italian accent Ridley Scott is working on two new TV shows …and blames millennials for the disinterest in seeing films at the cinema …and superhero movies for being boring Amazon interested in Mass Effect TV series Battlefield 2042 is now one of the worst-reviewed games on Steam Rockstar Issues GTA Remaster Apology Footage exists of Jason Momoa as The Crow Tim Sweeney says the quiet part out loud
We’re starting a cult filled with ginger cats, Daniel Craig and Bostonian Spaniards. And sex and drugs, obviously.Links:Halo TV Series Trailer Patty Jenkins’ Rogue Squadron scrapped Phil Spencer once again hints that The Elder Scrolls 6 won’t come to PS5Hilaria Baldwin is not Spanish New lawsuit claims Baldwin had no reason to fire gun
