Episodes

Lots happened this week! We’ve got streaming service shutdowns, silicon showdowns and game delay meltdowns.Billy Mitchell is back on top Mixer certainly isn’t Apple announces a lot of stuff Star Wars Squadrons is a game Elon Musk says he didn’t have a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delvigne And Amber Heard’s lawsuit against Johnny Depp has been dropped Cyberpunk has been delayed You can no longer spawn in Klan members in Red Dead 2 online PAX is going online

We’ve been playing video games again this week! They’ve also announced some new video games and some new hardware to play video games on. But it’s not all video games because we talk about a diverse range of topics on this show. There’s also movies and TV shows.Star Wars: Squadrons The Playstation 5 Gone with the Wind is gone Little Britain is also gone And some other stuff too But Bill and Ted are back!

Luke’s getting ready to move! We’ve watched a bunch of movies and tv shows this week, plus we’ve got some games to talk about. Not being able to go anywhere has done wonders for our content consumption.Carol Baskin takes over Exotic Zoo Outer Worlds not great on Switch Here’s a mod that might fix it but be careful and don’t brick your Switch Don’t Feed The Monkeys ain’t a kids game Timeout is a cool game

Luke is headed for the number one spot on the Xbox Achievement Ladder! Matt and Dan crap on about Disco Elysium a little bit more, but hopefully not too much. Disney is making sure kids don’t accidentally catch a glimpse of a boob, but they’re also trying to secretly mess with their sexual preferences? And Space X sent people into space, yay!!!Disney+ blurs out cleaveage Back To The Future 2 censored on Netflix Always Sunny renewed for record breaking 15th season!

We’re still talking about Disco Elysium this week, but we’ve also more of us have watch Picard, Matt has watched some of Discovery, Mythic Quest did a quarantine episode and as usual there are silly people out there creating funny news for us to discuss.Pastor who claims to heal Covid-19 dies from Covid-19 Tenet trailer Apparently Kim Jong Un cannot magically bend space and time

Luke’s house might be smart, but is it smart enough to know whether it’s ok to shoot down a drone? If it listens to this week’s episode it might be.Man faces felony charges for shooting a drone Taika Waititi is making a Star War Katee Sackhoff is in a Star War Timothy Olyphant is also in a Star War

Luke is campaigning for a role in a major motion picture again. Maybe this is the one that catapults him into stardom? Coz it’s a space movie.Tom Cruise wants to make a movie in space Brian May has busted his ass Billy Mitchell is suing because people said he was cheater when he cheated Doom Eternal soundtrack drama Ron Gilbert made another game! Roy has died Little Richard has also died

Happy Star Wars day! It happened in between when we recorded this and when you’ll be hearing this but that’s not gonna stop Luke from celebrating.Cyberpunk will not be censored in Australia!Cinemas to boycott Universal Pictures

Luke’s got a house (and a webcam), Dan’s got a new favourite TV show and Matt’s got a disturbing story from his past that he maybe made up.Guy who replaced Gareth Edwards is doing the Rogue One TV show Back to the Future “plot hole” explained Tom Nook is greedy beyond measure Bing removes big tits A little geek of the week for you

Did you receive a stimulus check and if so what did you blow it on? Write in and let us know [email protected] says whiskey is the real holy water Aussie denied refund for $10,000 worth of TP and sanitiser Malaysia has some advice for the ladies Stimulus checks are here Darryl Hannah’s butt is Geek of the Week? Inventor of Game of Life dies

We hope you’re all keeping safe out there! Here’s your weekly dose of nerd news to keep you company, we can’t be with you physically but we can talk at you digitally!China bans Animal Crossing Rob Lowe to play Joe Exotic More people have watched Tiger King than Stranger Things 2 Geek of the week, Tim Brooke Taylor Also Geek of the week, Honor Blackman Not Geek of the week, Linda Tripp Amber Heard facing three years in prison The Butthole Cut returns With a trailer The next Mars Rover will be a helicopter

We somehow managed to end up with a full episode despite Matt’s best efforts to sabotage things.Amber Heard fired from Aquaman 2? The Tiger King will return Carole’s husband will not Louie C.K. is back Puma made some Hitler shoes Disney has adjusted Lilo & Stitch for your safety Werner Herzog has never thought a dog was cute

We’ve been playing a lot of video games and watching a lot of stuff since we can’t go outside anymore!Luke has been beaten to market yet again Johnny Depp is allowed to sue for defamation Borderlands has love crafted Michael Biehn joins Mando Disney closed indefinitely Thai king quarantines in style Bull fighters demand bail out We’re almost out of condoms Naked man crashes class Ice skating rinks used as temp morgues No more comics Pigs gotta get fed

It’s been a crazy few weeks but we definitely did attend PAX East and we want to tell you all about it!

We hope you’re all doing well! This whole pandemic thing is a bit of pain, but we have it on good authority that the Pope has asked “someone” to sort it out.This is not social distancing Pornhub is free in Italy. The real Italy, not the other Italy. France fines the homeless for not staying “home” Canadians are stockpiling… weed Audience trapped at gross smelly music festival Porn stars come out on top Cats - The Butthole Cut You got the job. The hand job. During class. Stop it. Kenny Rogers has died

We recorded this weeks episode shortly before things got really weird but just as they were starting to get a bit weird.We hope you and yours are safe out there! Take care of each other, from a safe distance, and remember that we love you. Most of you.Disney closed E3 Cancelled Coronavirus Conference Cancelled XBox SEX delayed? Disney movies on hold Warner movies on hold Johnny Depp can’t be stopped Why Johnny Depp is poor Alex Jones arrested Alex Jones ordered to stop selling fake Corona virus cure Weinstein gets 23 years

If you’re listening from Australia then we hope you’ve got yourself a nice little stockpile of the white gold rolls. If you’re overseas then get with the program - when the world ends you’re still gonna have to poop.Corona virus cancels SXSWFlat-earther dies like he lived: not proving the Earth is flatEvil Dead 2 boardgame is finally on it’s way Birds Of Nay Batmobile yay JJ Abrams made TOO good a Star Trek movie Mark Hamill ain’t Vesemir, this guy is Clone Palpatine Another clone Palpatine New Star Wars game? Spielburg says nah to Indy 5

It’s the Dan and Luke show this week and they’ve got an important message for everybody out there on the internet: Stop putting potatoes in your butt. Choose your own adventure sues Bandersnatch Only the goodies get to use iPhones There’s no going back to the future Peace Island

This week Luke’s got some real talk for all you gents out there. Luke’s got even more competition The PAX pox just got serious Eli Roth to direct Borderlands movie Fred Durst presents…Harrison Ford still doesn’t know and he still doesn’t care Bat stuff Westworld is real Quaden Bayles IS a child guys

This week we prove that evolution is dumb and the Earth is flat.Judge orders Google to reveal the identity of a reviewer Australia can no longer deport Aboriginal people Corey Feldman will finally (maybe) reveal all Gerard Butler to carry the torch Crows evolve and then devolve again The Outer Worlds sold really well! … and is coming to Switch … but is delayed by Corona virus Bioware to redesign Anthem

The Academy Award for Best Podcast Host Who’s Joined An Acting Class And Also Had A Camera Inside Him goes to… Luke!This week we discuss the Oscars and related films, some TV shows, some books and of course Luke’s recent “procedure"Man causes traffic jam with his little red wagon

Luke’s been undercut on his Baby Yoda quote! We also talk Terminator: Dark Fate, Star Wars: Duel of the Fates and maybe for the first time we discuss emojis.Baby Yoda is now $350 Rise of Skywalker artbook Geek of the Week: Alan Harris Butterfly Activist Found Dead Vermont wants emoji license plates

It’s time once again to revisit the subject of physical vs digital copies of your stuff. Which do you prefer? Does the thought of all your digital content being snatched away annoy you?Digital or physical Confederate cancelled Don’t bad mouth the director during your audition KOTOR reboot? Yes please! Baby Yoda is pricey Obi-wan series delayed indefinitely?

Matt’s not here this week, but when he returns next week it’s his turn to have some Dick News of his own. Luke and Dan chat about their dicks, video games, and Star Wars. So, pretty much business as usual.