Dan’s finally got an Xbox coming to him and Luke’s got a bone to pick with another Xbox gamer.Mando spin off?RIP QuibiWarner movies to release on HBO MaxPeter Dinkage is the Toxic AvengerYour PS5 might be cat foodTwin Galaxies goes on the offensiveHugh Keays-Byrne is geek of the week
One of us is now an Xbox hall of famer!How Guybrush got his nameThe Queens Gambit is a record breakerJeans Guy has been removedDavid Prowse has died
We’re keeping it old school with lots of Star Wars news and banter this week! But don’t worry, that’s not all we discuss. It is a lot of it though.Photos of the Star Wars hotelFox told George the prequels would suckDisney won’t pay upApple reduces their cut for small businessesWonder Woman 1984 is comingCyberpunk is out there
It’s Xbox Series X week and Luke is so excited he forgot to hit record! Luckily we’ve learned our lessons over the years and there are backups in place for such things.Nothing happened at UbisoftKanye admits defeatMoral FailureThe worst Chris is cast
Luke’s got an announcement! And too many Xboxes.Mass Effect Legendary EditionAvengers not assemblingTenet is comingCastle Rock is goingAlex Trebek is gone
We bid farewell to an icon of the silver screen. His wit, charm and open hand will be missed, but I realised while editing that a very important part of the process has been missed. We’ll come back to this next week, I assure you…RIP Sean “Slaps” ConneryCyberpunk delayedNo Man’s Sky getting prettier
Luke’s let himself down but he actually came through for you listeners this week. He just forgot about it.
Dan’s back but he’s upset Luke, Apple has upset Dan and Matt’s not really upset at anyone.iPhone 12Disco Elysium - GameboyDouble Fine remastersXbox exclusives?Shia’s new musical
Luke’s done us wrong but he opens with an apology. Forgive him? Nah me neither.Microsoft to work around xCloud restrictionsThat treadmill VR thing is finally coming!Dune delayed until October next yearBut you can see Alita in theatres again if you’re braveThe Fellowship gets naughty?
Hollywood has gone rogue and they’re doing the opposite of what Luke wants for a change.Cinemas are in troubleBill and Ted did well on VODJamie Fox is coming back as Electro?Former reality tv show star tests positive for Covid-19Rick Moranis - punchedMayor loses election, to his maidVillage re-elects dead mayorDisney Parks lay off 28,000 employees
Who managed to give Microsoft money and who didn’t?!! Microsoft certainly spent a lot of money this week.Microsoft buys Zenimax MediaXbox Series X pre-orders were funCyberpunk will be a bit shorterMass Effect remasters delayed
By the time you hear this at least one of us will hopefully have pre-ordered a new Xbox. Hopefully more than one of us.Sony beats Microsoft on priceBut pre-orders got all messed upAnd you might not get one even if you pre-orderedJK Rowling triples downMando got fired?Rey was related to a few peopleThe Outer Worlds DLC is hereJodorowsky not into the new Dune
Finally Luke knows when he can offer up his monetary sacrifice to the Gods at Microsoft. We discuss the new Xboxes, PAX online, some TV shows, the ongoing dispute between Apple and Epic and mooooooooore!Xbox buying time!Pinny ArcadePeople like The Boys so much they hate itPeople aren’t into CutiesOhio says no to Kanye
Dan’s locked in a room with nothing but his laptop and a leaky bottle of soy milk while Matt and Luke are stuck out here with the rest of you. Who’s got it worse?Robert Pattinson tests positive for Covid 19The Rock has Covid 19Mando season two in October 2020John Boyega not a fan of DisneyKeanu not aware that The Matrix was exclusively about being transRidley Scott not super impressed by Epic’s 1984 parody
Dan ventures out into the world and puts his life at risk to relive the ancient practice of “going to the movies”. Matt was wrong about Bioshock Infinite and somewhere out there is audio evidence. Luke is always the fun guy, but you already knew that.Apple terminates Epic Games dev accountPunctuation is importantChadwick Boseman has died
Hollywood has been listening to our little podcast again so Luke gets a question from last week answered. There are some DC trailers and things to discuss this week, plus we watched a bit of TV and played some video games. Oh and guess who shows up again? (No it’s not Terry)Olivia Wilde is directing a Marvel movie, maybe Spider-WomanTenet reviews are hereLawrence Fishburne not invited to be in Matrix 4Probably because his character is deadEpic said Google don’t deserve 30% back in the dayAnd they asked Apple for some outrageous stuff before this all started
What movie would you “improve” with a fan edit of your own, if you could be bothered?We know the Queen’s answer.Xbox Series X in NovemberXbox Series S is a thingHalo Infinite delayedThis War of Mine now part of Polish school curriculumGuy fired for making Hitler meme awarded 200kApple and Google and EpicEpic lawsuitEpic propaganda
Luke’s done his homework but he’s come back with some unexpected results.Night City Wire Episode 2Dr Disrespect is back
Video games, movies, poop and murder hornets. It’s a diverse show this week so as Scar the lion once said: “Be prepared!“This week’s episode is a little late thanks to Tropical Storm Isaias, sorry about that! Hopefully the delightful content we have for you will make up for the inconvenience.Johnny Depp and Amber Heard accuse each other of pooping and peeing all over the houseWhat pandemic?Murder HornetsRent some bees
Lots of Xbox news this week but not the news we were hoping for. Plus, Luke’s been beaten to market again, Matt’s been playing with time and Dan’s on a quest to meet our makers so he can dump black goo all over them.Another Baby Yoda that Luke didn’t makeNew FableNew STALKERAvowedNot all future games will be Xbox One compatibleTenet likely releasing internationally firstKFC to 3D print “chicken” nuggets
We said we were going to keep it light this week but then Grant Imahara died and things went downhill from there. So it may not be light but hopefully it’s amusing.Dr Disrespect still doesn’t know why he was banned Mike Tyson will fight a shark Amber Heard is back in court A picture of you can go to the sports games Xbox One X and S stop production Xbox Live 12 month cards no longer available No Man’s Sky gets a creepy update xCloud to be included with Game Pass Ultimate Matrix cinematographer on why the sequels suck Tenet will probably be delayed And so will Bond
Dan’s cut himself off from Martinaise, Matt’s gotten himself lost in the wasteland and Luke’s become some sort of digital collectible dealer.The OK symbol is not OKEnnio Morricone has died
Luke’s making deals on the show this week coz he’s gotta catch ’em all. Weird that he never got into Pokemon since he’s just the sort that they target with that stuff.The Billy Mitchell saga heats up Stop sending death threats to peopleCyberpunk will be censored in Japan Check out the first Night City Wire Diablo 2 is 20 Keaton to be the Batman again?
Lots going on both on the planet Earth but also in orbit around it. What am I talking about? Tune in this week to find out! Spoilers: it’s space poop.Disco Elysium is being adapted into a TV series Community episode pulled from air Cleveland voice actor resigns Apu might get a new voice actor Maybe Jesus wasn’t white? L’oreal to drop the word “whitening” from products South Park episodes missing from HBO Max NASA needs a moon toilet, and they’re willing to pay you for it
