Episodes

It’s San Diego Comic-con time so we’ve got a bunch of new stuff to discuss! Marvel are making infinity more movies, the Witcher has a trailer and we’ve even got some DC news.#releasethesnydercutMarvel will be making movies until we’re all dead Edward Furlong is back as John Conner Scarlett Johansson can play who or whatever she likes Belle Delphine’s Instagram pages have been shut down

Big thanks to everyone that’s ever checked out our iSummon video on YouTube! This week we discuss that plus a new product coming soon to our store. If you have any suggestions for trash we can sell to make a bunch of money and retire please write in and let us know!Is your Gamer Girl bath water genuine? DNA test it to find out! Is your Switch too big? Luke may have been right about something againGo get them aliens! Sith Trooper revealed!

Are you our youngest listener? This group of grandpas is looking for someone to share their Werther’s Originals with. Just please, don’t send photos.Links:Ruin Johnson has another movie: Knives OutThe Witcher Netflix photos have been releasedPorn sites in Hong Kong shut down so more people will protestDave Bautista only wants to do good movies

If you’re not busy watching Stranger Things season 3, tune into our latest podcast!Links:Create nudes of anyoneCreate a sex doll based on your dead loverGalaxy’s Edge is not as busy as it should beKathleen Kennedy names her replacementRiz Ahmed missed Star Wars Celebration after being stopped by border security

Dan’s off this week - probably on the search for new music for Luke to enjoy since ska died in the ’90s. For additional content (the After Party), purchase a Loot Bo…uhh “Surprise Mechanic” and become a Mega Fan on Patreon!Links:Get your own R2 DroidDisney jacking up the price of tickets before Galaxy’s Edge opensRed Sonya has a new directorNetflix cancels a show they never madeKFC to release new Cheetos Chicken Sandwich on July 1stMinecraft Story mode now $100 an episodeEA says lootboxes are “Surprise mechanics” and are ethicalAvengers Endgame returns to theaters

E3 was last week so we’ve got a lot of (Final) Fantasies to get through, including an old aspiration regarding astronauts.Links:Keanu Reeves in Cyperpunk 2077 Witcher 3 comes to Switch Bethesda finally issues Fallout pre-order canvas bagsBreath of the Wild 2The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance: TacticsE3 streamer banned for filming in bathroomGive us Iron Man!Parfum du Semen

It’s E3 time again, which means we speculate on what we think game studios might announce and whether or not that pisses us off.Links:Now you can smell like an Xbox! Jedi Fallen Order gameplay from E3Google Stadia launch November and costs $9.99 a month The Elder Scrolls 6 will be a game you play for a decadeBaldur’s Gate 3 announcedApple announced the world’s most expensive monitor standThe original Ghostbusters cast are confirmed for the new sequel

Hold our bantha milk, we’re Disneybounding. In this episode, we learned that we are the same age as Chris Pratt so that gives us six-packs, right?Links:The Dark Crystal: Resistance trailerAdults can’t have fun (in costume) at Disney Galaxy’s EdgeIndy dies when Harrison Ford diesGhostbusters HighPiles of dead horses in the Red Dead Redemption sequel

Just a short episode this week due to some technical difficulties! We’ll be back as normal next week. Technology can’t keep us down.Valve leave Assassins Creed: Unity reviews because people actually seem to be enjoying itAre we actually getting a Knights Of The Old Republic movie?

Dan is away and we completely forgot to mention it! We do have some follow up on Stan Lee, a geek of the week and some film and TV discussion. And we remembered to mention Star Wars for Craig. Stan Lee’s ex-manager charged with elder abuse RIP Grumpy Cat Arnie takes a hit to the back like a champ People are mad about Sonic so they’re gonna “fix” it Robert Pattison MIGHT be the new Batman Game of Star Wars coming 2022 John Williams didn’t say bad things about Rise of Skywalker

Luke’s got red blood. What colour is yours? If it matches Luke’s, could you please send us a kidney? If you don’t do it voluntarily, he will just cheat you out of it anyway.

The spoilers are all at the end of the episode! And there’s a bunch of cool stuff we discuss before that, so if you haven’t seen Avengers: Endgame then don’t skip all of this episode, but do skip the end. Peter Mayhew has died Man swallows Airpod? We’re skeptical and yet we still discuss it. John Williams still rules This guy got bashed for spoiling Endgame. We promise to try really hard not to. Don’t bash us.

If you want an opinion, you have to show up… which is why we don’t care what Dan thinks this week. This actually makes things easier for us to form a collective sentiment to present to you, the listener, as a Multiple Nerdgasm Review™.

What’s the going rate on dirty mags? What about Transformers comics? Asking for a friend. A friend who needs to sue someone to recover damages.

Grab your Bingo sheets, today we nail all the classics, starting with our default topic: Star Wars.

We’ve now got some pull with Santa so don’t do anything evil this year and the new elf, Dan, will get your name on the nice list. What constitutes evil? We don’t know and we don’t think that this is the correct podcast to find out.

Another week, another episode of the show!

Dan’s back and he’s brought an old segment back with him. Address your complains to him at [email protected]. We’ve also got some exiting new gaming, film, tv and dick news! So just the usual then. Disney has absorbed Fox Dinkleganger A good time at the old arcade Trailers are lies Barbara Streisand is just awful Google wants to change gaming

Bryan Singer is out… but Luke the singer is in - the new Red Sonja musical!

Welcome to the most depressing episode of a comedy podcast ever recorded!We talk Captain Marvel and all seems well but then Dan mentions that he watched Leaving Neverland and it all takes a dark turn. Idris Elba is Deadshot Racism is complicated Hipsters can’t tell themselves apart Keith Flint is dead Luke Perry is dead Momo is dead Adnan Syed is guilty (allegedly) “Rape Day” is banned

We wanna buy Neverland Ranch but we need some backers. The podcast is now accepting checks. For free. That’s how we get money for nothing, right? Links: Neverland Ranch is for sale View-Master, the toy that let’s you look at slides, will have it’s own movie It 2 will have more blood than any horror film before it Kickstarter to remove the rat from the Departed Good Old Games may be in trouble

Ahh, kids these days. They will never excel in the workforce. Luke, on the other hand, will be an outstanding addition to your business. He will exceed your expectations and will never ask for a promotion. Contact us to see how you can hire him.

Sad news this week as we learn that Luke may not be able to get to Mars after all. If you happen to have some sort of space craft and can’t find a use for it then please get in touch so we can send him on his way. Mars One files for bankruptcy Red Sonya on hold CD Projekt Red coughs up some cash Katy Perry felt left out Making a Murderer is still going on Down south your coupons get political We hate prank shows but this is pretty funny Deadmau5 banned from Twitch for yelling slurs Star Wars Episode IX has finished shooting

Listeners, we see you as more of a Robin. You would probably sue your own parents for making you become a sidekick. You are basically Batman’s dog and boy do we have a lot of animal news for you this week, you good, good boy. Share this episode, let us know you did it and you can win a free shirt from Tee Public!