This episode is 99% Rise of Skywalker spoiler discussion and 1% jokes about Rian Johnson giving us a hand job, so if you haven’t seen the movie, yet, don’t care about the movie, or don’t wanna hear us talking about it for an hour then maybe skip this one? But come back next week pretty please because we’ll miss you!Oh and happy holidays! We forgot to say that in the episode because of all the Star Wars.
There’s a new Xbox coming, a bunch of movie trailers and Rise of Skywalker is out this week! This episode covers lots of stuff so dig in.JJ says he’s bad at endings John Boyega is critical of The Last Jedi He also called Kelly Marie Tran “weak”… or did he? (he didn’t)Pedro Pascal isn’t really in The Mandalorian that much Wonder Woman 1984 Gerstbersters Erfterlerf Xbox Series X
You asked for it so we did it, we played a Star Wars roleplaying game.It got weird.We’re guessing that’s what you wanted it to do so we just went with it.This could be the first of many, so let us know if this is something you’d like to hear more of!
What are some of your favorite regional insults? We go through a few classics from Western Sydney this week.Elon beats “pedo guy” Billy Dee Williams is not gay RiJo wants to direct a Mando episode Ahmed Best is back! Galactic Starcruiser 2021
If you’ve been unlocking achievements on Xbox Live, thinking maybe you were catching up to Luke since his score was stagnant, we’ve got some bad news for you. Also we’ve got some Star Wars news for you. A lot of Star Wars news. Oh and one of us ordered a Cybertruck. Guess who and unlock an achievement!True Achievments Werner Herzog really loves that puppet Everybody loves that puppet Disney hates smokers Tim Miller hates everyone Dan hates women China hates Batman CYBERTRUCK
This episode is accidentally about 50% Star Wars so sorry if you’re not interested in adorable little creatures and badass bounty hunters. We do talk about some other films too, plus a video game. It’s a Star Wars video game. Sorry.JJ Talks The Force Awakens And Rey Cybertruck Roboreboot Charlies Angels isn’t doing well and it’s our fault I guessJoker is definitely getting a sequelOh wait, no it isn’t
Is Maclunkey the younger brother of hit 80s TV character Macgyver? Or is he some sort of noir gumshoe? Listen to this weeks episode to find out that, and more!Han shoots. That’s all we know for sure. Maclunkey! Do we need another holiday special? Disney+ is doing just fine Without Spider-man And with a touch of racism Anthem might get better! And you can stream it to your phone! We didn’t win any awards. YET.
Everybody’s got their thing and apparently Luke’s thing is ghost goo, who knew? What’s your thing? Write in and let us kno… actually never mind. Don’t do that.Matt makes coffee with one of these This coffee The Outer Worlds is doing well! Finally the flight sim we’ve all been waiting for You might need Disney + to understand what’s happening in Marvel movies from now on And you’ll get ads for a different service, at least for while A Halo TV show is finally happening
We all compare boxers as Dan prepares for his secret work trip to the beach with Leonardo DiCaprio.Links:The Witcher series trailer releasedBeniof and Weiss have lost their Star Wars trilogyWe were wrong about Rise of Skywalker ticket salesMandalorian trailer Diablo 4 announced
Happy Halloween!We’ve got a special episode for you - we played a horror role playing game for Halloween.Dead of Night is a roleplaying game where you act out a horror movie, the film we came up with is called Fusion and it’s a science fiction horror film set on a remote research outpost.We hope you enjoy it, let us know if this is something you’d like to hear us do more often!
This week Luke learns about a magical new affliction and Matt learns about a magical new video game. We’ve also seen the new Star Wars trailer, in case you haven’t heard about that enough already.Coppola whinges about Marvel Scorcese contines to whinge about Marvel Gemini Man sucks Kiefer Sutherland invented the mullet? Rise of Skywalker has a trailer And is selling wellThis guy gets drunk off a pizza. Epic.
Cedric Diggory, Cedric Diggory, awaken Matt’s iPhone!Links:Robert Pattinson “paves a road” with his masturbationConan Exiles gets Debaucheries expansion Rise of Skywalker trailer Disney+ catalogueCareful with them sex toys, boysCinema are killing cinemaEdward Norton disappointed in MarvelZoe Kravitz as Catwoman
What do you search for on “the hub?” Send Matt your recomendations!Links:Norwegian guests upset at the weatherGary Glitter’s Joker royaltiesPeople going to PornHub for Joker content No theaters will play Gemini Man the way director Ang Lee intended it Nicolas Winding Refn to remake Maniac Cop for HBORose not included in Star Wars posterRian Joshnson not so confident about his Star Wars trilogyWedge is coming back!
Don’t believe everything you read on bathrooms stalls…unless it’s about how intense Joaquin Phoenix is.
This weeks episode is out of this world! We’ve got UFOs, Dan Ackroyd, Indiana Jones, Nazis, Spider-man and of course… Star Wars. You’re welcome.Navy confirms UFOs are indeed unidentified Area 51 has been stormed Movie Pass is dead Spider-man is out of the MCU Rambo: Last Blood is apparently not very good
We’re baaaaack! We had a great time hanging out in Paris, now we’re back to hanging out on the internet as usual.Lots to discuss this week, even though we’re not entirely settled into our normal time zones.Joker wins best film Disney cancels a panel Marvel tries to plug a Star Wars plot hole Ewan McGregor will star in a Kenobi series Sean Connery controls the weather?
We’ve been away but we’ve also been closer to each other than usual!That resulted in the conversation you’re about to hear.
If you’ve been thinking that it’s hot outside then we can tell you why! It’s because we’re literally destroying our planet. No not us as in the hosts of this show, us as in the human race. You too? Yes, you too.Oh also we talk about how much we like Joel Kinnaman, Neill Blomkamp and Star Wars.Obi-Wan series coming to Disney +? Rian Johnson wants to remind you that’s he’s working on his trilogy Moviepass changed your password The Hunt is cancelled Neill Blomkamp is no longer returning with Robocop Practice aiming every day!
Luke announces his plan to start streaming, in a few years once the rush is over.This week’s episode is a bit short and also missing a host, sorry about that! Something came up and we had to wrap up a bit early, but what we do have for you is grade A choice podcast of the highest quality*.Microsoft has invented the Switch Ninja isn’t interested in the money Lootboxes are changing, but not in any way that makes them better David Hayter doesn’t like it when you steal his work and use it for profit. Fair enough. Wil Weaton is suing Geek and Sundry * this podcast is not certified by any legal authority
How about that new fangled Fornite video game? That looks pretty nifty. Just kidding, we know nothing about Fortnite or dancing or Ninja or any of the things the kids are into these days. Tune in to hear more about how old and irrelevant we are.Twitch vs Mixer All these guys are real tough, ok It’s IT, you clowns More Matrix? Who knows. Halo show? I’ll watch it. Watch some young Star Wars actors in their screen tests. Do it. It’s great.
Sad news this week as we farewell a science fiction icon, but also some happy news as Luke is touched by another! We also talk about Popeye this week - possibly a first for the show. So enjoy that.Kids don’t know what a darkroom is Endgame finally defeats Avatar Rutger Hauer says “time to die” for real this time Baboon + candy + salt = water
