This episode is 99% Rise of Skywalker spoiler discussion and 1% jokes about Rian Johnson giving us a hand job, so if you haven’t seen the movie, yet, don’t care about the movie, or don’t wanna hear us talking about it for an hour then maybe skip this one? But come back next week pretty please because we’ll miss you!
Oh and happy holidays! We forgot to say that in the episode because of all the Star Wars.
There’s a new Xbox coming, a bunch of movie trailers and Rise of Skywalker is out this week! This episode covers lots of stuff so dig in.
JJ says he’s bad at endings John Boyega is critical of The Last Jedi He also called Kelly Marie Tran “weak”… or did he? (he didn’t)Pedro Pascal isn’t really in The Mandalorian that much Wonder Woman 1984 Gerstbersters Erfterlerf Xbox Series X
You asked for it so we did it, we played a Star Wars roleplaying game.
It got weird.
We’re guessing that’s what you wanted it to do so we just went with it.
This could be the first of many, so let us know if this is something you’d like to hear more of!
What are some of your favorite regional insults? We go through a few classics from Western Sydney this week.
Elon beats “pedo guy” Billy Dee Williams is not gay Ri
Jo wants to direct a Mando episode Ahmed Best is back! Galactic Starcruiser 2021
If you’ve been unlocking achievements on Xbox Live, thinking maybe you were catching up to Luke since his score was stagnant, we’ve got some bad news for you. Also we’ve got some Star Wars news for you. A lot of Star Wars news. Oh and one of us ordered a Cybertruck. Guess who and unlock an achievement!
True Achievments Werner Herzog really loves that puppet Everybody loves that puppet Disney hates smokers Tim Miller hates everyone Dan hates women China hates Batman CYBERTRUCK
This episode is accidentally about 50% Star Wars so sorry if you’re not interested in adorable little creatures and badass bounty hunters. We do talk about some other films too, plus a video game. It’s a Star Wars video game. Sorry.
JJ Talks The Force Awakens And Rey Cybertruck Roboreboot Charlies Angels isn’t doing well and it’s our fault I guess
Joker is definitely getting a sequel
Oh wait, no it isn’t
Is Maclunkey the younger brother of hit 80s TV character Macgyver? Or is he some sort of noir gumshoe? Listen to this weeks episode to find out that, and more!
Han shoots. That’s all we know for sure. Maclunkey! Do we need another holiday special? Disney+ is doing just fine Without Spider-man And with a touch of racism Anthem might get better! And you can stream it to your phone! We didn’t win any awards. YET.
Everybody’s got their thing and apparently Luke’s thing is ghost goo, who knew? What’s your thing? Write in and let us kno… actually never mind. Don’t do that.
Matt makes coffee with one of these This coffee The Outer Worlds is doing well! Finally the flight sim we’ve all been waiting for You might need Disney + to understand what’s happening in Marvel movies from now on And you’ll get ads for a different service, at least for while A Halo TV show is finally happening
We all compare boxers as Dan prepares for his secret work trip to the beach with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Links:The Witcher series trailer released
Beniof and Weiss have lost their Star Wars trilogy
We were wrong about Rise of Skywalker ticket sales
Mandalorian trailer Diablo 4 announced
Happy Halloween!
We’ve got a special episode for you - we played a horror role playing game for Halloween.
Dead of Night is a roleplaying game where you act out a horror movie, the film we came up with is called Fusion and it’s a science fiction horror film set on a remote research outpost.
We hope you enjoy it, let us know if this is something you’d like to hear us do more often!
This week Luke learns about a magical new affliction and Matt learns about a magical new video game. We’ve also seen the new Star Wars trailer, in case you haven’t heard about that enough already.
Coppola whinges about Marvel Scorcese contines to whinge about Marvel Gemini Man sucks Kiefer Sutherland invented the mullet? Rise of Skywalker has a trailer And is selling well
This guy gets drunk off a pizza. Epic.
Cedric Diggory, Cedric Diggory, awaken Matt’s iPhone!
Links:Robert Pattinson “paves a road” with his masturbation
Conan Exiles gets Debaucheries expansion Rise of Skywalker trailer Disney+ catalogue
Careful with them sex toys, boys
Cinema are killing cinema
Edward Norton disappointed in Marvel
Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman
What do you search for on “the hub?” Send Matt your recomendations!
Links:Norwegian guests upset at the weather
Gary Glitter’s Joker royalties
People going to PornHub for Joker content No theaters will play Gemini Man the way director Ang Lee intended it Nicolas Winding Refn to remake Maniac Cop for HBORose not included in Star Wars poster
Rian Joshnson not so confident about his Star Wars trilogy
Wedge is coming back!
Don’t believe everything you read on bathrooms stalls…unless it’s about how intense Joaquin Phoenix is.
This weeks episode is out of this world! We’ve got UFOs, Dan Ackroyd, Indiana Jones, Nazis, Spider-man and of course… Star Wars. You’re welcome.
Navy confirms UFOs are indeed unidentified Area 51 has been stormed Movie Pass is dead Spider-man is out of the MCU Rambo: Last Blood is apparently not very good
