Guys, something amazing has happened! We all went and saw a movie, in the same week, in theatres! Which movie? Well you can probably guess but you’ll have to watch/listen to know for sure…
I apologise for my atrocious audio again this week. I solemnly swear that I will never travel without a microphone again.
The Flash bombed
Ezra was unfairly targeted
Orson Welles made a comedy
Russell Crowe is not in Gladiator 2, stop asking him about it
Robert England is forgetful
We’re all back and Luke’s been a good boy. Also this week you can SEE us if you want to for some reason. We’ll be uploading the video to YouTube to see if that’s something people would wanna look at.
Doc Antle convicted
Hollywood is screwed
The Batpod mystery could be solved
Matt was sick this week so he doesn’t know what to write here! Hopefully Luke and Dan can keep us all entertained.
Harrison Ford in ETBible banned
Release the Schumacher Cut
The Flash in the pan
Ezra silenced
Spider-banned
Now the AIs are stealing our ideas. Is nothing sacred?
New Beatles album incoming
Ted Kaczynski
Treat Williams
Cormac Mc
Carthy
Tarantino likes animals?
Del Toro doesn’t like Hollywood?
The Flash director will do Batman next
Star Wars: Outlaws
Andor wouldn’t be green lit today
Strap on your headset, pop in your earphones and prepare for a quiet evening in with Dan and Matt. Luke isn’t here this week so he can’t stop us.
Apple Vision Pro
Cyberjunk
Reddit kills third party appsiOS will block your dick pics
Netflix makes gains
Diablo 4
You’ve got all three of us this week! Lucky you.
Chat GPT is not a lawyer?
Deckard is a replicant?
Ezra Miller is too good?
Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein
Most of us are back! And we’ve got lots to chat about, join us! JOIN US!!!
Twitter is at it again
And again
Max credit
Logic and Final Cut on iPad
Zelda Pr0n
Playstation announces some Xbox games
Xbox declares war on Luke
Beetlejuice 2 is happening and it sounds great
Willow is going away
Hulu is being smushed
Nat would come back
Pedro ain’t in there
I wasn’t there this week and don’t have a fancy clever description in mind so you’re stuck with this. Love you!
Wood Milk
UFTay
It’sa Mario
We have a new ruler! Will Matt have to choose between him and Biden?
Coronation penis party
Alec Baldwin commissions a doco
Writers are striking
Stuff is on hold
Pornhub blocks itself
Man opens a drug store. Is arrested.
Principle shows penis
Da
Vinci draws penis
Disney sues Desantis
Dooooon Toooooo
Gran Turismo
This episode was not generated by AI. You can tell because our fingers are all different lengths.
Twitter is doing stuff again
Severance Season Two delayed?
AI filters for your webcam
People are buying AI nudes
Editor fired over Schumacher “interview”Cliffy BThe C64x Ultimate
Dan is away so Matt and Luke will play! Not sure what I mean by that exactly, we just did a podcast like normal.
Netflix password sharing
Alec Baldwin’s charges dropped
Schumacher NOT interviewed
Starship go boom
Jonathan Majors dropped by his team
And from some movies
F Murray Abraham was fired
And has apologised
We were robbed
We’ve got a timely update on the Billy Mitchell situation, plus some tasty new information. Oh and there’s Star Wars news in here too, I’m sure you’re shocked.
Billy Mitchell lost an interesting court case
Some context for the above
RIP HBO Max. Hello Max.
HBO will not remove Rowling’s name
Mia Goth will be in Blade
Lars Mikkelsen will be Thrawn
Wes Chatham will be his friend
Rian is very busy
Dans’s playing some new game called… “Skyrim”? You may have heard of it.
Indy 5 Trailer
It will be the last entry in the series, probably
Star Wars news, Star Wars news, Star Wars Newewewewsssss
We’re back and we’ve got a mystery on our hands, plus Matt went to PAX East!
Renner walks again
E3 cancelled
Snyder
Con
Romero honoured
Coming to you (partially) from sunny California!
Rhode Island - Island
Enid Blyton censored
Sov Cit Update
Disco Elysium case dropped
Willow cancelled
Zack Snyder is up to something?
James Gunn will direct Superman
The podcast has an ending but it isn’t read by Roddy Mc
Dowell or either of the two Ronnies.
Batty Mc
Bat
Shelf Wars
Suecas Film
The Nonexistant Editions
Luckily for you nobody can tell us to shut down our Only Fans.
Steiner was mean to Schumacher
Nurses told to put them away
Roald Dahl is back
Bond is now a bit less racist. Just a bit though.
The Outer Worlds goes next gen
Maybe we should go back and change some of our early episodes to avoid offending anybody. I mean… we really probably should do that.
Ukrainian government wants to ban Atomic Heart
Roald Dahl - Special Edition
If only they’d trained the AIs using this podcast, Luke could have taught them all to be tolerant and solve the world’s problems.
Instead we’ve got Bing.
Bruce Willis has dementia
Max Verstappen does not have a simulator in his plane
Kanye’s shoes are being up-cycled into Jewish attire
Chat GPT is stealing your work
The Seinfeld AI became self aware…and then become transphobic
Bing is defensive
The Flash
We made it!• Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars and Star Wars• Kissing• Deep Fake Indy• But no old man jokes• Billy Mitchell
This didn’t come up in the main show but I want you to know that Luke made himself a lovely cocktail but he was unable to get the shaker open so he just had to stare it for the whole episode.
Rust docs are online so stop asking for them
DC stuff revealed
James Mangold to do the Swamp Thing movie
James Gunn comments on Zach Levi’s tweet
Batgirl was “unreleasable”Anya Taylor-Joy got hacked
Dan’s been dipping his toe into the world of internet “theories”, an area Luke has been studying for years.• Rust will be completed• Rey was always a nobody
Matt is currently scouring the woods around Starbucks looking for Alec
Alec Baldwin facing charges
Wizards walk it back, a bit
Jerry talks about Acq Inc
Xboxeos
Red Letter Media raise $80k for charity
Vin Diesel will not be starring in an Avatar