This week we pop on 30 Seconds to Mars and run some blades.
John Williams is done
Ezra Miller might be out as The Flash
Ezra Miller probably should be out as The Flash
Luke dragged himself out of bed to see what Microsoft and Bethesda were serving up. We’ve got all the news, except the news we didn’t find interesting or forgot to mention. So just some of the news.
Video games!
Starfield
Scorn
Flight Sim
Forza
Taika War-titi
New Blade Runner Game?
Luke missed out on a very important debate to be here this week, we hope you appreciate that!
Raised by Wolves goes bye bye Kate Bush is a fan of Stranger Things There’s a new Guardian The design lab hits Australia
Nobody’s fooled, Obi-Wan. And put that lightsaber in a brown paper bag or something before someone sees it.
Johnny wins Ezra Miller is sticking around The Delorean is back, soon.
This episode is almost as long as an episode of Stranger Things
No more canon No more recasting, maybe No more Rian, maybe No more Spacey, please No more Flash, also please
Luke was right, unfortunately
Frank Langella speaks, against the advice of literally everybody Babylon 5 lives Naked, screaming woman arrested at Cannes She-Hulk Hayden has us worried about Obi-wan
Luke’s left sweet, sweet gamer score on the table like a fool, now he’s paying the price.
No more Windows Phone achievements Bethesda delays Phil hears you Elon will let Trump back on Twitter If he actually buys it Oscar bots? RIP Fred Ward RIP iPod No more Drax for Bautista Avatar 2Spinal Tap 2 (3?) Christopher Walken is the Emperor Rust Valley Alan Wake on TV?
Dan’s being very quiet this week.
PAX East enforcer contracts COVID at PAX and dies Xbox Live was very very down Blade Runner RPG No more Moon Knight? Obiwan trailer Netflix not doing great?
And Robin Rises
The Robotech is still coming Doctor Strange banned in Saudi Arabia due to gay themes Spider-man has homophobic joke removed in Britain The Batmen The WB is sorry Mario is running (and jumping) late “My shitty accent was Spielberg’s fault” says Sam Neill
The title refers to a historical figure but you’ll have to listen to learn who it is!
Ezra Miller arrested. Again Alex Jones files for bankruptcy
If anyone is interested in buying this podcast for $43 billion dollars please know that we accept.
Elon likes tweets JK Rowling, cancelled? Molly Shannon harassed by Gary Coleman Frank Langella fired from Usher NFTs - scam?
We were so chatty this week we barely even touched our delicious spreadsheet!
Monkeys Islands Sebastian Vettel drives fast Dark Star Art
You know at least one thing that we’re going to talk about this week, but there are other topics so don’t write us off yet if you’re sick of hearing about the slap.
The Slap The Flash Bruno
Spider-men, doctors who, murders in buildings and underwater bases. If any of that sounds interesting then listen to this weeks episode! If not then listen anyway and maybe you’ll still like it? #marketing
Moon Knight Abroad The Williams are back, baby! Who Grant? Buildings with murders in them
It took 40 years but we’re finally discussing sport with each other. None of seem like the same sports which is a shame, but hopefully you’ll be interested in one of them. If not we still discuss the usual film, game and sexy celeb news.
Obi-wan was too dark? Lindelof is making a Star War? Christopher Lloyd is still around Stop testing yourselves incorrectly Paul Wesley is Kirk Alexandria D’Addario is a hot witch D&D is back in gold
Despite contracting the dreaded c-word Luke’s work ethic has ensure we have an episode to deliver unto you this week.
Obiwan The plug Penguin Time Jonah Hill wanted to riddle you Bill Murrayman Pugh Pugh Pugh! More Dune? A more Grimey Dune? Bruce Willis update
We’re very chatty this week!
No Smoking Mark Hamill weighs in on the pool Nirvana case
The world has gone Elden Ring mad but Luke thinks they’re all crazy. What’s he got against From Software? Listen to this weeks episode for answers, plus you get two Geeks of the Week this week because we skipped one last week. You lucky* people!
Elden Ring
Star Trek 4 is happening. We’re as surprised as the actors.
Michael Bay says his is bigger
Geeks of the Weeks
Shh Alec. Shh.*those who are not Geek of the Week
Nothing’s gonna stop Luke climbing the achievement ladder, although he might have some trouble with a set of achievement stairs.
CYBERPUNK! Battlefield 2042 isn’t bad, other games are just more good Amazon is going to try and make Disco Elysium into a TV show Joe made more dough than we thought Half in the Bag: The Bruce Willis Fake Movie Factory
A short biology lesson this week, followed by the usual banter about movies (some artsy fartsy movies this week), news and… Boba Fett.
Joe said the word He also said no Fight Club has a less happy ending again Bring on the Schumacher cut Douglas Trumble has died Village Roadshow want their money
We need somewhere to hide from the dwarf uprising. We’ll go anywhere, just please don’t take us back to Tattoine.
Links:Respawn are making three new Star Wars games, including a new strategy game with former XCOM devs “The Batman” Tested A Four-Hour Cut Little Caesars’ ‘The Batman’ Calzony ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ Is Last Time We’ll See the Team Peter Dinklage criticizes dwarf actors in Snow White Other dwarf actors come out and say “easy for him to say” Joe Rogan responds to controversy Spotify stock drops Kristy Swanson not surprised by Joss Whedon allegations
Luke has no trouble choosing his Geek of the Week from a line-up. You’ve gotta die within his space in order to be considered - and his time is split between Skywalker Ranch and the White House as the head of both LucasArts and America.
Links:Nic Cage is expecting a child but will never perform karaoke again. He is a thespian, not an actor and a goth one at that In China, Teslas have built-in karaoke Kid Rock wont play any gig with Covid safety restrictions Neil Young pulls music off Spotify for false vaccine information
We consent to 100% of this episode, unlike Charisma Carpenter. Is that what you wanted?
Links:Temuera Morrison isn’t a fan of Boba Fett The Tusken Raider Controversy Joss Whedon speaks out James Gunn explains liking a Whedon tweet Microsoft acquires Activision Blizzard Not even Bono likes U2 ‘The Batman’ will be the longest Batman ever
Did you forget about us? We miss you! We hope you’re not at Office Works reliving Obi Wan’s death or doing something worse like watching The Book of Boba Fett. That’s some bull crap.
Links:Stalker 2 delayed until December 2022 Galactic Starcruiser Hotel no longer sold out Affleck Reflects On ‘Awful’ “Justice League” Time
