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2022

466: Achievement Obsolescence episode artwork

466: Achievement Obsolescence

01:04:06
Luke’s left sweet, sweet gamer score on the table like a fool, now he’s paying the price.No more Windows Phone achievements Bethesda delays Phil hears you Elon will let Trump back on Twitter If he actually buys it Oscar bots? RIP Fred Ward RIP iPod No more Drax for Bautista Avatar 2Spinal Tap 2 (3?) Christopher Walken is the Emperor Rust Valley Alan Wake on TV?
465: Xbox Dead episode artwork

465: Xbox Dead

01:11:04
Dan’s being very quiet this week.PAX East enforcer contracts COVID at PAX and dies Xbox Live was very very down Blade Runner RPG No more Moon Knight? Obiwan trailer Netflix not doing great?
464: The Dark Batmen Return Forever episode artwork

464: The Dark Batmen Return Forever

01:12:07
And Robin RisesThe Robotech is still coming Doctor Strange banned in Saudi Arabia due to gay themes Spider-man has homophobic joke removed in Britain The Batmen The WB is sorry Mario is running (and jumping) late “My shitty accent was Spielberg’s fault” says Sam Neill
463: A Productive Life episode artwork

463: A Productive Life

01:10:49
The title refers to a historical figure but you’ll have to listen to learn who it is!Ezra Miller arrested. Again Alex Jones files for bankruptcy
462: NFI about NFTs episode artwork

462: NFI about NFTs

01:07:44
If anyone is interested in buying this podcast for $43 billion dollars please know that we accept.Elon likes tweets JK Rowling, cancelled? Molly Shannon harassed by Gary Coleman Frank Langella fired from Usher NFTs - scam?
461: Shut your pi-hole episode artwork

461: Shut your pi-hole

01:09:30
We were so chatty this week we barely even touched our delicious spreadsheet!Monkeys Islands Sebastian Vettel drives fast Dark Star Art
460: The Fresh Handprints of Bel Air episode artwork

460: The Fresh Handprints of Bel Air

00:58:23
You know at least one thing that we’re going to talk about this week, but there are other topics so don’t write us off yet if you’re sick of hearing about the slap.The Slap The Flash Bruno
459: Doctor Hugh episode artwork

459: Doctor Hugh

01:10:08
Spider-men, doctors who, murders in buildings and underwater bases. If any of that sounds interesting then listen to this weeks episode! If not then listen anyway and maybe you’ll still like it? #marketingMoon Knight Abroad The Williams are back, baby! Who Grant? Buildings with murders in them
458: Sportsgasm episode artwork

458: Sportsgasm

01:07:43
It took 40 years but we’re finally discussing sport with each other. None of seem like the same sports which is a shame, but hopefully you’ll be interested in one of them. If not we still discuss the usual film, game and sexy celeb news.Obi-wan was too dark? Lindelof is making a Star War? Christopher Lloyd is still around Stop testing yourselves incorrectly Paul Wesley is Kirk Alexandria D’Addario is a hot witch D&D is back in gold
457: Put In episode artwork

457: Put In

01:08:24
Despite contracting the dreaded c-word Luke’s work ethic has ensure we have an episode to deliver unto you this week.Obiwan The plug Penguin Time Jonah Hill wanted to riddle you Bill Murrayman Pugh Pugh Pugh! More Dune? A more Grimey Dune? Bruce Willis update
456: Cover Baby episode artwork

456: Cover Baby

01:11:58
We’re very chatty this week!No Smoking Mark Hamill weighs in on the pool Nirvana case
455: S**t Ring episode artwork

455: S**t Ring

01:02:15
The world has gone Elden Ring mad but Luke thinks they’re all crazy. What’s he got against From Software? Listen to this weeks episode for answers, plus you get two Geeks of the Week this week because we skipped one last week. You lucky* people!Elden RingStar Trek 4 is happening. We’re as surprised as the actors.Michael Bay says his is biggerGeeks of the WeeksShh Alec. Shh.*those who are not Geek of the Week
454: The P is C episode artwork

454: The P is C

01:02:53
Nothing’s gonna stop Luke climbing the achievement ladder, although he might have some trouble with a set of achievement stairs.CYBERPUNK! Battlefield 2042 isn’t bad, other games are just more good Amazon is going to try and make Disco Elysium into a TV show Joe made more dough than we thought Half in the Bag: The Bruce Willis Fake Movie Factory
453: Longer Bubblier Luke episode artwork

453: Longer Bubblier Luke

01:11:20
A short biology lesson this week, followed by the usual banter about movies (some artsy fartsy movies this week), news and… Boba Fett.Joe said the word He also said no Fight Club has a less happy ending again Bring on the Schumacher cut Douglas Trumble has died Village Roadshow want their money
452: Kassuuk episode artwork

452: Kassuuk

01:02:07
We need somewhere to hide from the dwarf uprising. We’ll go anywhere, just please don’t take us back to Tattoine.Links:Respawn are making three new Star Wars games, including a new strategy game with former XCOM devs “The Batman” Tested A Four-Hour Cut Little Caesars’ ‘The Batman’ Calzony ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ Is Last Time We’ll See the Team Peter Dinklage criticizes dwarf actors in Snow White Other dwarf actors come out and say “easy for him to say” Joe Rogan responds to controversy Spotify stock drops Kristy Swanson not surprised by Joss Whedon allegations
451: Nic and Baby Cages episode artwork

451: Nic and Baby Cages

01:04:22
Luke has no trouble choosing his Geek of the Week from a line-up. You’ve gotta die within his space in order to be considered - and his time is split between Skywalker Ranch and the White House as the head of both LucasArts and America.Links:Nic Cage is expecting a child but will never perform karaoke again. He is a thespian, not an actor and a goth one at that In China, Teslas have built-in karaoke Kid Rock wont play any gig with Covid safety restrictions Neil Young pulls music off Spotify for false vaccine information
450: Jo King episode artwork

450: Jo King

01:07:21
We consent to 100% of this episode, unlike Charisma Carpenter. Is that what you wanted?Links:Temuera Morrison isn’t a fan of Boba Fett The Tusken Raider Controversy Joss Whedon speaks out James Gunn explains liking a Whedon tweet Microsoft acquires Activision Blizzard Not even Bono likes U2 ‘The Batman’ will be the longest Batman ever
449: Crying on the Falcon episode artwork

449: Crying on the Falcon

01:04:32
Did you forget about us? We miss you! We hope you’re not at Office Works reliving Obi Wan’s death or doing something worse like watching The Book of Boba Fett. That’s some bull crap.Links:Stalker 2 delayed until December 2022 Galactic Starcruiser Hotel no longer sold out Affleck Reflects On ‘Awful’ “Justice League” Time
448: John Madden Deadpool episode artwork

448: John Madden Deadpool

01:12:26
We forgot to tell you we took some time off over the holiday. Those few weeks gave us a wealth of time to watch shows and films, play games, create content and give celebrities the opportunity to put themselves up for Geek of the Week.Links:Betty White almost made it to 100 John Madden from the cover of the football games has died Vampire Anne Rice to raise from the deadMichael Nesmith, creator of MTV died Sony Omits 2016 ‘Ghostbusters’ Film From Box Set Collection Michael Keaton is in the Batgirl movie

2021

447: Force Her Horizon 5 episode artwork

447: Force Her Horizon 5

01:01:53
New features allow you to create Multiple Nerdgasm characters! Try to find that online tutorial that will make us more attractive…Links:Star Wars: Eclipse game trailer New “Trek,” “Expanse,” “Dune,” “Texas” Games “Alan Wake” Game Sequel Set For 2023 Trailer: “Halo” TV Series On Paramount+ Galactic Starcruiser video released… then deleted Alec Baldwin visiting with Woody Allen Baldwin charges at reporter Bond will always be a British man
446: Tom Holland Real Estate episode artwork

446: Tom Holland Real Estate

01:04:08
What do female streamers have that Luke doesn’t?! Why do they get all the views? Is it their knowledge of physics? About who shot J.R.?Links:Ridley Scott has choice words for journalist Ridley Scott turned down Dune Tom Holland returning for more Spider-Man films People fighting over No Way Home tickets It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is now the longest running sitcom
445: Unrememorable episode artwork

445: Unrememorable

01:01:23
All these damn millennials are ruining everything. Everyone is too busy on their phones to go see a movie or look out the window into outer space, while we are over here trying to get hands on with Lady Gaga.Links:Chris Pratt not doing Mario’s Italian accent Ridley Scott is working on two new TV shows …and blames millennials for the disinterest in seeing films at the cinema …and superhero movies for being boring Amazon interested in Mass Effect TV series Battlefield 2042 is now one of the worst-reviewed games on Steam Rockstar Issues GTA Remaster Apology Footage exists of Jason Momoa as The Crow Tim Sweeney says the quiet part out loud
444: 00Blumpkin episode artwork

444: 00Blumpkin

01:06:13
We’re starting a cult filled with ginger cats, Daniel Craig and Bostonian Spaniards. And sex and drugs, obviously.Links:Halo TV Series Trailer Patty Jenkins’ Rogue Squadron scrapped Phil Spencer once again hints that The Elder Scrolls 6 won’t come to PS5Hilaria Baldwin is not Spanish New lawsuit claims Baldwin had no reason to fire gun
443: Young Boy Texas episode artwork

443: Young Boy Texas

01:10:23
Join the Barbershop Triads at the Globe Theatre for some improvisational comedy. Links:Elon Musk is now the richest person in history Tarantino is selling deleted scenes as NFT’s Theatre company performs Macbeth inside Fallout 76 BioWare tease the return of the geth in the next Mass Effect game Something Awful’s Lowtax: Geek of the Week Dean Stockwell second Geek of the Week Alec Baldwin’s production company sued by gaffer