Luke’s got a house (and a webcam), Dan’s got a new favourite TV show and Matt’s got a disturbing story from his past that he maybe made up. Guy who replaced Gareth Edwards is doing the Rogue One TV show Back to the Future “plot hole” explained Tom Nook is greedy beyond measure Bing removes big tits A little geek of the week for you
We’ve been playing a lot of video games and watching a lot of stuff since we can’t go outside anymore! Luke has been beaten to market yet again Johnny Depp is allowed to sue for defamation Borderlands has love crafted Michael Biehn joins Mando Disney closed indefinitely Thai king quarantines in style Bull fighters demand bail out We’re almost out of condoms Naked man crashes class Ice skating rinks used as temp morgues No more comics Pigs gotta get fed
We hope you’re all doing well! This whole pandemic thing is a bit of pain, but we have it on good authority that the Pope has asked “someone” to sort it out. This is not social distancing Pornhub is free in Italy. The real Italy, not the other Italy. France fines the homeless for not staying “home” Canadians are stockpiling… weed Audience trapped at gross smelly music festival Porn stars come out on top Cats - The Butthole Cut You got the job. The hand job. During class. Stop it. Kenny Rogers has died
It’s the Dan and Luke show this week and they’ve got an important message for everybody out there on the internet: Stop putting potatoes in your butt. Choose your own adventure sues Bandersnatch Only the goodies get to use iPhones There’s no going back to the future Peace Island
Luke’s been undercut on his Baby Yoda quote! We also talk Terminator: Dark Fate, Star Wars: Duel of the Fates and maybe for the first time we discuss emojis. Baby Yoda is now $350 Rise of Skywalker artbook Geek of the Week: Alan Harris Butterfly Activist Found Dead Vermont wants emoji license plates
Matt’s not here this week, but when he returns next week it’s his turn to have some Dick News of his own. Luke and Dan chat about their dicks, video games, and Star Wars. So, pretty much business as usual.
Multiple Nerdgasm is no longer the sewer of the internet! This week sees the return of sex toy news, we have a geek of the week (unfortunately) and a bunch of game and movie talk too! Soon sex robots will be indistinguishable from people. Maybe. Syd Mead has died Witcher 3 sees boost in popularity thanks to the Netflix series Disney keeps altering the deal The High Republic may be the setting for the next Star Wars film
This episode is 99% Rise of Skywalker spoiler discussion and 1% jokes about Rian Johnson giving us a hand job, so if you haven’t seen the movie, yet, don’t care about the movie, or don’t wanna hear us talking about it for an hour then maybe skip this one? But come back next week pretty please because we’ll miss you! Oh and happy holidays! We forgot to say that in the episode because of all the Star Wars.
There’s a new Xbox coming, a bunch of movie trailers and Rise of Skywalker is out this week! This episode covers lots of stuff so dig in. JJ says he’s bad at endings John Boyega is critical of The Last Jedi He also called Kelly Marie Tran “weak”… or did he? (he didn’t)Pedro Pascal isn’t really in The Mandalorian that much Wonder Woman 1984 Gerstbersters Erfterlerf Xbox Series X
You asked for it so we did it, we played a Star Wars roleplaying game. It got weird. We’re guessing that’s what you wanted it to do so we just went with it. This could be the first of many, so let us know if this is something you’d like to hear more of!
What are some of your favorite regional insults? We go through a few classics from Western Sydney this week. Elon beats “pedo guy” Billy Dee Williams is not gay Ri Jo wants to direct a Mando episode Ahmed Best is back! Galactic Starcruiser 2021
This episode is accidentally about 50% Star Wars so sorry if you’re not interested in adorable little creatures and badass bounty hunters. We do talk about some other films too, plus a video game. It’s a Star Wars video game. Sorry. JJ Talks The Force Awakens And Rey Cybertruck Roboreboot Charlies Angels isn’t doing well and it’s our fault I guess Joker is definitely getting a sequel Oh wait, no it isn’t
Is Maclunkey the younger brother of hit 80s TV character Macgyver? Or is he some sort of noir gumshoe? Listen to this weeks episode to find out that, and more! Han shoots. That’s all we know for sure. Maclunkey! Do we need another holiday special? Disney+ is doing just fine Without Spider-man And with a touch of racism Anthem might get better! And you can stream it to your phone! We didn’t win any awards. YET.
Everybody’s got their thing and apparently Luke’s thing is ghost goo, who knew? What’s your thing? Write in and let us kno… actually never mind. Don’t do that. Matt makes coffee with one of these This coffee The Outer Worlds is doing well! Finally the flight sim we’ve all been waiting for You might need Disney + to understand what’s happening in Marvel movies from now on And you’ll get ads for a different service, at least for while A Halo TV show is finally happening
We all compare boxers as Dan prepares for his secret work trip to the beach with Leonardo DiCaprio. Links:The Witcher series trailer released Beniof and Weiss have lost their Star Wars trilogy We were wrong about Rise of Skywalker ticket sales Mandalorian trailer Diablo 4 announced
What do you search for on “the hub?” Send Matt your recomendations! Links:Norwegian guests upset at the weather Gary Glitter’s Joker royalties People going to PornHub for Joker content No theaters will play Gemini Man the way director Ang Lee intended it Nicolas Winding Refn to remake Maniac Cop for HBORose not included in Star Wars poster Rian Joshnson not so confident about his Star Wars trilogy Wedge is coming back!
We’re baaaaack! We had a great time hanging out in Paris, now we’re back to hanging out on the internet as usual. Lots to discuss this week, even though we’re not entirely settled into our normal time zones. Joker wins best film Disney cancels a panel Marvel tries to plug a Star Wars plot hole Ewan McGregor will star in a Kenobi series Sean Connery controls the weather?
How about that new fangled Fornite video game? That looks pretty nifty. Just kidding, we know nothing about Fortnite or dancing or Ninja or any of the things the kids are into these days. Tune in to hear more about how old and irrelevant we are. Twitch vs Mixer All these guys are real tough, ok It’s IT, you clowns More Matrix? Who knows. Halo show? I’ll watch it. Watch some young Star Wars actors in their screen tests. Do it. It’s great.
Big thanks to everyone that’s ever checked out our iSummon video on YouTube! This week we discuss that plus a new product coming soon to our store. If you have any suggestions for trash we can sell to make a bunch of money and retire please write in and let us know! Is your Gamer Girl bath water genuine? DNA test it to find out! Is your Switch too big? Luke may have been right about something again Go get them aliens! Sith Trooper revealed!
Are you our youngest listener? This group of grandpas is looking for someone to share their Werther’s Originals with. Just please, don’t send photos. Links:Ruin Johnson has another movie: Knives Out The Witcher Netflix photos have been released Porn sites in Hong Kong shut down so more people will protest Dave Bautista only wants to do good movies
If you’re not busy watching Stranger Things season 3, tune into our latest podcast! Links:Create nudes of anyone Create a sex doll based on your dead lover Galaxy’s Edge is not as busy as it should be Kathleen Kennedy names her replacement Riz Ahmed missed Star Wars Celebration after being stopped by border security
Dan’s off this week - probably on the search for new music for Luke to enjoy since ska died in the ’90s. For additional content (the After Party), purchase a Loot Bo…uhh “Surprise Mechanic” and become a Mega Fan on Patreon! Links:Get your own R2 Droid Disney jacking up the price of tickets before Galaxy’s Edge opens Red Sonya has a new director Netflix cancels a show they never made KFC to release new Cheetos Chicken Sandwich on July 1st Minecraft Story mode now $100 an episode EA says lootboxes are “Surprise mechanics” and are ethical Avengers Endgame returns to theaters
Hold our bantha milk, we’re Disneybounding. In this episode, we learned that we are the same age as Chris Pratt so that gives us six-packs, right? Links:The Dark Crystal: Resistance trailer Adults can’t have fun (in costume) at Disney Galaxy’s Edge Indy dies when Harrison Ford dies Ghostbusters High Piles of dead horses in the Red Dead Redemption sequel
Luke’s got red blood. What colour is yours? If it matches Luke’s, could you please send us a kidney? If you don’t do it voluntarily, he will just cheat you out of it anyway.
