We have a new ruler! Will Matt have to choose between him and Biden? Coronation penis party Alec Baldwin commissions a doco Writers are striking Stuff is on hold Pornhub blocks itself Man opens a drug store. Is arrested. Principle shows penis Da Vinci draws penis Disney sues Desantis Dooooon Toooooo Gran Turismo
We’ve got a timely update on the Billy Mitchell situation, plus some tasty new information. Oh and there’s Star Wars news in here too, I’m sure you’re shocked. Billy Mitchell lost an interesting court case Some context for the above RIP HBO Max. Hello Max. HBO will not remove Rowling’s name Mia Goth will be in Blade Lars Mikkelsen will be Thrawn Wes Chatham will be his friend Rian is very busy Lando and Rogue Squadron are still a thing
Dans’s playing some new game called… “Skyrim”? You may have heard of it. Indy 5 Trailer It will be the last entry in the series, probably Star Wars news, Star Wars news, Star Wars Newewewewsssss
The podcast has an ending but it isn’t read by Roddy Mc Dowell or either of the two Ronnies. Batty Mc Bat Shelf Wars Suecas Film The Nonexistant Editions
I’m starting a petition for a 30 Shades remake starring Danny DeVito and Linda Hamilton. What do you mean nobody wants to watch that? Hollywood can kiss my… Danny DeVito says his penguin was better Rian says his Star Wars trilogy is still a thing
We need somewhere to hide from the dwarf uprising. We’ll go anywhere, just please don’t take us back to Tattoine. Links:Respawn are making three new Star Wars games, including a new strategy game with former XCOM devs “The Batman” Tested A Four-Hour Cut Little Caesars’ ‘The Batman’ Calzony ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ Is Last Time We’ll See the Team Peter Dinklage criticizes dwarf actors in Snow White Other dwarf actors come out and say “easy for him to say” Joe Rogan responds to controversy Spotify stock drops Kristy Swanson not surprised by Joss Whedon allegations
See Spot pray. Pray, Spot, pray. Spot meets Cindy. Pray Spot doesn’t read Cindy’s book. Links:Gun accident on the set of Rust Dune part 2 looking promising Indy 5 delayed Superman colorist quits over the new Superman Mythic Quest: 2 more seasons Mass grave found suspiciously close to Matt
A toast to an iconic filmmaker who passed away… Wait, he’s still alive? Then make it a toast to a future geek of the week! Links:Disco Elysium coming to Nintendo Switch Chris Pratt cast as Mario Triplets! Obi Wan Series wraps filming Marcia Lucas doesn’t like the Star Wars sequels Daniel Craig thinks James Bond should remain a man
Disaster Girl is in, Chadwick Boseman is out, Joss Whedon is still a prick, Alan Dean Foster is still poor, and Matt has a baby!
We’re back in Revachol baby! But something isn’t quite right - somebody important to us has changed and it’s going to take some getting used to. Not Luke. Luke never changes. Disco Elysium: The Final Cut PAX East cancelled, PAX Online returns Cyberpunk patched CD Projekt to chill on the marketing Rian Johnson returns Gina Carano filtered
Justice is coming, but it’s going to be square. Listen to this weeks episode to find out what the hell that means. The media was mean to BvSRian is still working Gina Carano is still talking Mars, baby! Facebook says no to Aussie news
A lot of news about Hollywood jerks this week. For once we’re not the worst people on this podcast. Zack Snyder’s Justice League Joss Whedon sucks The Buffy cast agrees Gina Carano no longer part of Star Wars But there is a new hope… Jamie Lee Curtis joins Borderlands As does Jack Black EA decides Anthems fate
Have you ever realised that you’re pronouncing something wrong because you read it that way as a child? Can you even pronounce a made up fantasy word “wrong”? These are the deep existential questions we ask and don’t really answer very well on this weeks episode. Cyberpunk Multiplayer? Head of CD Projekt apologises Lucasfilm Games is back! Bethesdiana Jones Ubisoft Star Wars! Fallen Order - now in technicolour The Snyder Cut is still not sure what it is Brendan Fraser is a whale. Sorry, I mean he is The Whale. Mark Hamill also liked his Mando cameo
It’s a Geek of the Week redemption, or is it resurrection? Tanya Roberts hadn’t died but now has Denmark’s new children’s show is interesting Sex and the City is coming back Lucasfilm is not into Patty anymore? Star Wars has a new era
Lots of stuff announced this week for us to discuss, plus two of us have been playing a bunch of Cyberpunk. Alien TV series coming Christopher Nolan hates HBODune producers to sue Warner Guardians Of The Galaxy Holiday Special Star Wars bonanza Hayden Christensen is back Rogue Squadron New Spider-man has all the Spider-men Christian Bale is bad Disney is hiking up the price of plus Cyberpunk has some bugs Mass Effect 4Tommy Lister JR has died Chuck Yeager has died
Luke’s let himself down but he actually came through for you listeners this week. He just forgot about it.
Hollywood has gone rogue and they’re doing the opposite of what Luke wants for a change. Cinemas are in trouble Bill and Ted did well on VODJamie Fox is coming back as Electro? Former reality tv show star tests positive for Covid-19Rick Moranis - punched Mayor loses election, to his maid Village re-elects dead mayor Disney Parks lay off 28,000 employees
Dan’s locked in a room with nothing but his laptop and a leaky bottle of soy milk while Matt and Luke are stuck out here with the rest of you. Who’s got it worse? Robert Pattinson tests positive for Covid 19The Rock has Covid 19Mando season two in October 2020John Boyega not a fan of Disney Keanu not aware that The Matrix was exclusively about being trans Ridley Scott not super impressed by Epic’s 1984 parody
What movie would you “improve” with a fan edit of your own, if you could be bothered? We know the Queen’s answer. Xbox Series X in November Xbox Series S is a thing Halo Infinite delayed This War of Mine now part of Polish school curriculum Guy fired for making Hitler meme awarded 200k Apple and Google and Epic Epic lawsuit Epic propaganda
Lots of Xbox news this week but not the news we were hoping for. Plus, Luke’s been beaten to market again, Matt’s been playing with time and Dan’s on a quest to meet our makers so he can dump black goo all over them. Another Baby Yoda that Luke didn’t make New Fable New STALKERAvowed Not all future games will be Xbox One compatible Tenet likely releasing internationally first KFC to 3D print “chicken” nuggets
We’ve been playing video games again this week! They’ve also announced some new video games and some new hardware to play video games on. But it’s not all video games because we talk about a diverse range of topics on this show. There’s also movies and TV shows. Star Wars: Squadrons The Playstation 5 Gone with the Wind is gone Little Britain is also gone And some other stuff too But Bill and Ted are back!
Luke’s house might be smart, but is it smart enough to know whether it’s ok to shoot down a drone? If it listens to this week’s episode it might be. Man faces felony charges for shooting a drone Taika Waititi is making a Star War Katee Sackhoff is in a Star War Timothy Olyphant is also in a Star War
Happy Star Wars day! It happened in between when we recorded this and when you’ll be hearing this but that’s not gonna stop Luke from celebrating. Cyberpunk will not be censored in Australia! Cinemas to boycott Universal Pictures
