New features allow you to create Multiple Nerdgasm characters! Try to find that online tutorial that will make us more attractive…
Links:Star Wars: Eclipse game trailer New “Trek,” “Expanse,” “Dune,” “Texas” Games “Alan Wake” Game Sequel Set For 2023 Trailer: “Halo” TV Series On Paramount+ Galactic Starcruiser video released… then deleted Alec Baldwin visiting with Woody Allen Baldwin charges at reporter Bond will always be a British man
What do female streamers have that Luke doesn’t?! Why do they get all the views? Is it their knowledge of physics? About who shot J.
R.?
Links:Ridley Scott has choice words for journalist Ridley Scott turned down Dune Tom Holland returning for more Spider-Man films People fighting over No Way Home tickets It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is now the longest running sitcom
All these damn millennials are ruining everything. Everyone is too busy on their phones to go see a movie or look out the window into outer space, while we are over here trying to get hands on with Lady Gaga.
Links:Chris Pratt not doing Mario’s Italian accent Ridley Scott is working on two new TV shows …and blames millennials for the disinterest in seeing films at the cinema …and superhero movies for being boring Amazon interested in Mass Effect TV series Battlefield 2042 is now one of the worst-reviewed games on Steam Rockstar Issues GTA Remaster Apology Footage exists of Jason Momoa as The Crow Tim Sweeney says the quiet part out loud
We’re starting a cult filled with ginger cats, Daniel Craig and Bostonian Spaniards. And sex and drugs, obviously.
Links:Halo TV Series Trailer Patty Jenkins’ Rogue Squadron scrapped Phil Spencer once again hints that The Elder Scrolls 6 won’t come to PS5Hilaria Baldwin is not Spanish New lawsuit claims Baldwin had no reason to fire gun
Join the Barbershop Triads at the Globe Theatre for some improvisational comedy. Links:Elon Musk is now the richest person in history Tarantino is selling deleted scenes as NFT’s Theatre company performs Macbeth inside Fallout 76 BioWare tease the return of the geth in the next Mass Effect game Something Awful’s Lowtax: Geek of the Week Dean Stockwell second Geek of the Week Alec Baldwin’s production company sued by gaffer
Dan and Matt’s kid dress up as fan favourites, Star Vader and Baby Yoga. Not the kid they had together, unless you can have a kid from docking and one of them carried it like in Junior.
Links:Carole Baskin suing Netflix over Tiger King season 2Metallica teaches a MasterClass on how to be a band
Jason Momoa has COVIDKristen Stewart is off the market
The internet is mad at Chris Pratt
Need somewhere to lay low while something you did blows over? Matt’s Vermont house has become a respite for those who may be in some trouble.
Links:Dune: Part Two set for Fall 2023 Denis Villeneuve wants to make at least three Dune movies Eternals has lowest score of any Marvel film Hayden Christensen to return for Ahsoka series Alec Baldwin hides out near Matt’s Vermont house Production companies may to switch to prop guns Rust armorer shifts blame Richard Stanley files charges against accuser Boaty McBoatface launches
See Spot pray. Pray, Spot, pray. Spot meets Cindy. Pray Spot doesn’t read Cindy’s book.
Links:Gun accident on the set of Rust Dune part 2 looking promising Indy 5 delayed Superman colorist quits over the new Superman Mythic Quest: 2 more seasons Mass grave found suspiciously close to Matt
While Luke is off to the hospital for what he tells us is a “lengthening procedure,” Dan and Matt talk superheroes. I guess because they miss their own personal superhero and co-host.
Links:Indy 5 set photo may contain spoilers Demi Lovato thinks the word “alien” is derogatory Superman no longer fights for “the American way”… And the new Superman comes out as bisexual But not Dean Caine’s Superman The Flash meets Michael Keaton’s Batman
The new Bond film has been announced here on our podcast. Forget “That Pheobe,” the new Bond is a man and that man is… Luke? And the director is Dan! And the newest sexy Bond girl is… Oh no, it’s Matt.
Links:Mike Flanagan’s next show to be Fall of the House of Usher Hellraiser has a new Pinhead Vileneuve thought Blade Runner might get him in trouble But he’d be fine with directing Bond WandaVision’s Agatha to get a spin off William Shatner going to space Scream house listed on AirBnB
Matt and Dan are new dads, which explains why they keep bringing their daughters to paleontologists and podiatrists and wondering why they aren’t getting adequate pediatric healthcare.
Links:Babylon 5 reboot Ridley Scott making Gladiator 2 Mace Windu comic might be racist? The internet may have cost Lucy Lawless a Star Wars role George Lucas finally gets his own figurine Mandalorian season 3 begins filming
A toast to an iconic filmmaker who passed away… Wait, he’s still alive? Then make it a toast to a future geek of the week!
Links:Disco Elysium coming to Nintendo Switch Chris Pratt cast as Mario Triplets! Obi Wan Series wraps filming Marcia Lucas doesn’t like the Star Wars sequels Daniel Craig thinks James Bond should remain a man
Triggered by sexual curiosity? Load up the Multiple Nerdgasm FMV game, we’ve got some sexy cutscenes for you. Links:Life is Strange being review bombed
LOTR boxed set costs $1500Teen gets USB cable stuck in penis
Tom Hardy plays Luke in this Christopher Nolan adaptation of the podcast. You decide what the ending will be.
Links:Cybertruck delayed Mad Max: Fury Road cars up for auction Alan Wake remake The Matrix Trailer Dune sequel “highly likely” Christopher Nolan working an Oppenheimer movie Star Wars KOTR remake Shang-Chi star used to be a stock photo model
We were young once but we were never cool. Don’t let our kids know.
Links:Nevermind about the album cover
Spiderman: No Way Home
Rocketeer Sequel
Hail ABC News
China limits gaming
Dan’s back and so is Only Fans. Coincidence?
Only Fans will allow the good stuff again
Nicholas Brendan arrested. Again.
Nathan Mc
Fillion
Face
Like sand through the hourglass, so are the episodes of our podcast. Actually, let’s not bring up the concept of “time” as we aren’t sure Luke fully understands it.
Links:OnlyFans cuts ties with their main source of income
Denis Villeneuve confirms Luke’s predictions Quake enhanced re-release Skyrim anniversary edition
Cyberpunk patch released
Geek of the Week: Trevor Moore
Geek of the Week: Sean Lock
Turn down the volume on Gina Carano and turn up the volume on our latest episode. Dan is off taking care of a baby and Luke is a sensual worker in a new lockdown.
Links:Hellblade is now Series X & S enhanced Farcry 3: Blood Dragon The Cybercamper Disney and ScarJo on the outs Marvel writers get cut a check and a pat on the back for creating characters Gina Carano got a new job Alex Proyas is working on a Dark City show
Rub some buttered popcorn in your beard and settle in for another episode of Multiple Nerdgasm. The general plot is the same but the details are different every week, it’s all about the characters!
Matt Stone and Trey Parker close deal to produce 14 South Park Movies. Yes. 14.
Disney says Scarlet is reading her contract wrong
James Gunn has a vague opinion about it
And a stronger opinion about Martin Scorsese
Are we middle aged? In this episode we talk about retirement, life insurance and how Star Wars used to be good.
Links:Jodie Whittaker leaving Doctor Who
Geek of the Week: Joey Jordison
The Suicide Squad is…good?
ScarJo suing Disney
Emma Stone suing Disney
Gerard Butler suing Dis… Millennium Films
As it turns out we are old men who still play video games. Is there some kind of $20,000 buyback scheme for us?
Links:Snake Eyes rolls snake eyes Tom Hanks’ caravan for sale
Dorito buys back Dorito James Gunn thinks superhero movies got boringand talks about his firing/rehiring
Luke can now get Xbox achievements wherever he is, which is great because he won’t be having any kissy fights in his cardboard bed.
Links:Olympics beds don’t support sex
Steam announced the Steam Deck
Black Widow online release angers theatre owners
Alligator Loki Spin-off
Loki season 2Don Cheadle nominated for cameo
Super Mario 64 auctioned for more than it’s worth…and collectors don’t know why
You guys know Melissa? We’re gonna miss her. Besides her abandonment, this episode is the most dreadful thing to happen to Australia and would certainly be an embarrassment to Stephen Dorff if he knew who we were.
Links:Audacity is probably not spyware We watched Black Widow But Stephen Dorff won’t! Assassin’s Creed: the new Fortnite Indy in space Witcher 3 getting an upgrade Season 2 of the tv show coming in December Nintendo Switch has a new OLED model
